That's a cool toy gun you've got there!
This staff looks like a boob on a stick.
You buy wards? I'm so proud of you!
"Now son, I think a cape burning with eternal fires is a fire hazard."
deathfire grasp ... . .......
A hextech gunblade? You'll shoot your eye out!
That's the first time I've seen blue pot
"Why do you have a long stick with an eyeball at the end of it?"
"I didn't know you had a pet turtle!"
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