Nimble are you on your furry hog mount,
But something about you makes other champions pout,
For your lack of clothing makes even summoners curious,
How someone can take you so serious.
You look like an underwear model, not much like a warrior,
It makes even Eve look superior.
Tanking into battle with a flail and a pig
Makes no sense when you'd fall within seconds from Jarvan's spear in the rib.
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