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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

11-18-2012

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Evelicious:
"I love you in anything you're wearing," she teased, morphing back into Evelynn... in a speedo and nothing else... and still leaning on her shoulder. "'Course, less is more."

"...I'm a taken woman, Evelynn." Shyvana said, a little sternly.


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

11-18-2012

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Ask Shyvana:
"...I'm a taken woman, Evelynn." Shyvana said, a little sternly.


"What, can't two good friends... be naked around one another for no good reason?" Evelynn scratched her chin sheepishly. Even she hadn't believed that load of BS.


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

11-19-2012

Quote:
Evelicious:
"What, can't two good friends... be naked around one another for no good reason?" Evelynn scratched her chin sheepishly. Even she hadn't believed that load of BS.

Shyvana just shook her head.

"I've mastered only one emotion, yet even I know that was nonsense." She muttered. "...unless, perhaps, you're trying to befriend Sarah Fortune."


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

11-19-2012

"Sarah and I get along swimmingly," Evelynn stated, as if it was common knowledge... or should have been.


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Silvermoon Chaos

Senior Member

11-19-2012

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Evelicious:
"Sarah and I get along swimmingly," Evelynn stated, as if it was common knowledge... or should have been.


You two go to the beach together then?


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

11-19-2012

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Evelicious:
"Sarah and I get along swimmingly," Evelynn stated, as if it was common knowledge... or should have been.

"Well, in that case, let me rip my clothes off right now." Shyvana snarked.


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

11-19-2012

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Ask Shyvana:
"Well, in that case, let me rip my clothes off right now." Shyvana snarked.


Evelynn crossed her arms and glared seriously at Shyvana. "For someone as sexually serious as yourself, you sure do enjoy forcing me to take cold showers."


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

11-20-2012

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Evelicious:
Evelynn crossed her arms and glared seriously at Shyvana. "For someone as sexually serious as yourself, you sure do enjoy forcing me to take cold showers."

"It seems like all you have to do is look at me for that to occur." Shyvana replied. "Am I that attractive?"


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

11-20-2012

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Ask Shyvana:
"It seems like all you have to do is look at me for that to occur." Shyvana replied. "Am I that attractive?"


"Yes," Evelynn blurted out immediately.


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Ask Shyvana

Senior Member

11-20-2012

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Evelicious:
"Yes," Evelynn blurted out immediately.

Shyvana blinked, staring at Evelynn, with no idea of how to respond to that. After several seconds, she said the only vaguely appropriate thing she could think of.

"...am not."