"Life's Too Long..."

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Jikker

Senior Member

01-13-2014

By request, my filler story has been turned into a full fledged story here for your enjoyment GD. Before reading, I highly recommend that you read the following threads not only because they are masterpieces, but because this entire thread is based on those stories.

http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com...639&highlight=
http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com...988&highlight=

I give full credit to IronAngel2003 for the genius that is the Dunk Squad, for inspiring me to write the Revive Squad's story (for better or worse), and for some of his images.

Now, without further ado...

Chapter 1 -- Enter the Revive Squad...Bro

Attachment 877246 Greetings Zac and Aatrox. We at the Dunk Squad have exciting news.

Attachment 877248Yes, we have come to offer you a position in our squad

Attachment 877252 You’re finally offering us a position in a Dunk squad?

Attachment 877245 Yeah, basically

Attachment 877246 Of course you’ll have to pass through the initiation...

Attachment 877246 ...but I have faith in you two

Attachment 877248 So you in?

Attachment 877252 Sorry guys, but we already joined another squad

Attachment 877240 Yes, we found ourselves a much more fitting squad for our abilities

Attachment 877245 Huh? Wut squad?

Attachment 877251Attachment 877241Attachment 877253

Attachment 877245 What are you guys doing here?

Attachment 877251 We’re the new squad.

Attachment 877248 I don’t get it…

Attachment 877252 Revive Squad bro

Attachment 877252Attachment 877243Attachment 877240

Attachment 877253 Indeed, we all have abilities or passives that allow us to return after death

Attachment 877248 But Yorick’s is only temporary. How’d he get in

Attachment 877241 He made a rather compelling argument


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Attachment 877251 Let me in

Attachment 877253 But your ability is not a complete revive

Attachment 877251 Let me in please? I'm sick of the Shadow Isles

Attachment 877253 Sorry but rules are rules

Attachment 877251 Fine, let me in or else

Attachment 877253 Or else what?

Attachment 877247

Attachment 877251 She follows you forever

Attachment 877254 It’s not worth it, trust me.

Attachment 877254 She smells worse than dead Teemo and is 10x more annoying

Attachment 877253 Welcome to the Revive Squad Yorick!

Attachment 877251 Awesome
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Attachment 877246Attachment 877245Attachment 877248 ...

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Attachment 877246Attachment 877245Attachment 877248 ...

Attachment 877251Attachment 877241Attachment 877253Attachment 877240Attachment 877252 >=)

Attachment 877252 You guys mad we aren't joining the dunk squad?

Attachment 877248 No cause our squad is much better

Attachment 877240 How so?

Attachment 877245 Our squad has cookies…

Attachment 877245 See

Attachment 877242

Attachment 877252 So? We have one better

Attachment 877240 Show him Anivia

Attachment 877241Attachment 877250 -----------------------------> Attachment 877249

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Attachment 877240 Cherry, my favorite

Attachment 877251 Make me a grape one Anivia

Attachment 877252 Cya later dunk squad

Attachment 877251Attachment 877241Attachment 877253Attachment 877240Attachment 877252 *exit*






Attachment 877248 You’re jealous, aren’t ya

Attachment 877245 Yup

Attachment 877248 Do you want me to find you a snowcone?

Attachment 877245 You know that’s right

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Links for Future Chapters:

Chapter 2 (look down)
Chapter 3 (look a bit further down)
Aside 1
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Aside 2
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Aside 3
Aside 4
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Aside 5
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Aside 6
Aside 7
Chapter 29
Yorick's Job Part 1
Aside 8
Aside 9
Yorick's Job Part 2

Got an idea for the Revive Squad? Someone they need to meet? Somewhere they need to go? Something they need to do? Feel free to leave comments and suggestions! Some of my best work is flushing out other people's ideas Please note that I will not be following any of IronAngel's work or having appearances by the Dunk Squad members (except for the opener) unless I obtain his permission first.

Thanks for reading!


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Jikker

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Chapter 2 -- Every Squad Needs an Awesome HQ

Attachment 877294 So now that we're in the Revive Squad, what do we do all day?

Attachment 877293 Mostly play games

Attachment 877290 Wait to be summoned

Attachment 877295 Revived ourselves when we die of boredom

Attachment 877294 ...

Attachment 877290 Eat snowcones

Attachment 877294 That sounds better

Attachment 877294 But where do we, ya know, hang out all day?

Attachment 877295 We "hung out" in our headquarters

Attachment 877294 We have a headquarters?!? That's awesome

Attachment 877289 Where is this place?

Attachment 877293 Just a little ways over there

Attachment 877293 Follow us

Attachment 877291 =)


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Attachment 877292

Attachment 877290 There she is

Attachment 877289 How very...familiar

Attachment 877294 A tree house?

Attachment 877295 It is a tree castle

Attachment 877294 Trying to one up the Dunk Squad, eh?

Attachment 877293 Yup. Around here we call them...the Flunk Squad

Attachment 877289 Nice

Attachment 877290 Well go ahead and claim your room

Attachment 877289 Dibs on the turret room

Attachment 877294 Hey, I want that one

Attachment 877289 Well I called dibs so there

Attachment 877289 *sticks out tongue*

Attachment 877294 Well I was the one that said we should join the Revive Squad

Attachment 877294 So THERE

Attachment 877290 Are they always this bad?

Attachment 877295 Yes, they were

Attachment 877289 I'm taking that room unless...

Attachment 877289 ...you want to fight over it

Attachment 877294 Maybe I would!

Attachment 877293 Great...

Attachment 877291 ...

Attachment 877289 You're stupid

Attachment 877294 It takes one to know one buster

Attachment 877290 Chill out guys. I'll take the turret room, ok?

Attachment 877289 Chill out? *snicker*

Attachment 877290 Yes, just chill

Attachment 877289 Just...chill? Hehe

Attachment 877294 Hehe way to be punny

Attachment 877290 What?

Attachment 877289Attachment 877294 Hahahahahaha

Attachment 877290 *sigh*


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Bunny Killer

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Why would Yorick want to be in the revive squad when he has his afterlife party with Kog'maw, Karthus, Teemo, and Zyra?


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Mawsmile

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Awesome! Although... Iron is coming back, right?


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Jikker

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mawsmile View Post
Awesome! Although... Iron is coming back, right?
We can only hope


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Jikker

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Chapter 3 -- Just a Typical Day at Revive HQ

Attachment 877306 Pass me another lime one will ya Anivia

Attachment 877311 This is the life

Attachment 877312 I must say these snowcones will be the best thing I ever had

Attachment 877311 Will be?

Attachment 877312 Yes, they were

Attachment 877303 You'll get used to him

Attachment 877302 Yes, I suppose so

*BANG* *BANG*

Attachment 877309 Huh? I wonder who that is

Attachment 877311 Probably some kids with a fundraiser. Don't answer it

Attachment 877309 K

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

Attachment 877309 Ugh

Attachment 877305 >.>

Attachment 877311 No worries, I got this

Attachment 877311 Alright, listen kids, we don't need any pizzas, cookies, popcorn or...

Attachment 877311 OMG!

Attachment 877311 What are you doing here?!?!?!?

Attachment 877307 Zilean I demand entry!

Attachment 877302 Not this again

Attachment 877311 How did you get this address?

Attachment 877307 I have my ways

Attachment 877307 Now, I am here to prove I am worthy of entry into your squad

Attachment 877303 Vayne, you don't even remotely have a revive passive or ability.

Attachment 877303 How the heck do you even think you could qualify?

Attachment 877307 I have THIS!

Attachment 877304

Attachment 877307 Do not deny that it will revive me!

Attachment 877303Attachment 877302Attachment 877311...

Attachment 877302 Just give it a rest will ya Vayne?

Attachment 877311 Yeah, I mean we don't want a repeat of the whole dunk squad fiasco.

Attachment 877311 Give it up girl.

Attachment 877307 Never! I will join your squad if it is the last thing I do!

Attachment 877303 It just might be if you don't leave

Attachment 877311 Yeah, why don't you go form your own squad like...

Attachment 877311 ...like the "Late-Game Hypercarry ADC squad" Yeah, do that.

Attachment 877308 Yeah, comeon Vayne, it'll be fun!

Attachment 877307 Shut up Twitch!

Attachment 877307 I shall return mark my words!

Attachment 877307 I then I will show you the power of my revive!

Attachment 877307 *exit*

*SLAM*

Attachment 877302 *sigh* Here we go again...

Attachment 877309 No worries, I got the summoner sphere right here if she returns

Attachment 877305 =)


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Jikker

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Quote:
Originally Posted by IS10bd4e129953f4e2c18ec View Post
Why would Yorick want to be in the revive squad when he has his afterlife party with Kog'maw, Karthus, Teemo, and Zyra?
Expect this in a future chapter now


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RadiantWings

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Senior Member

01-13-2014

They don't even ask where Twitch came from.


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Jikker

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Quote:
Originally Posted by RadiantWings View Post
They don't even ask where Twitch came from.
Twitch has a way of popping up out of nowhere


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Jikker

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Bump before bed


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