Forgive me for the Champion repeats:
There once was a boy they call Vlad
Notoriously awesome then bad
but he still has his pool
and still acts like a tool
since they buffed him regardless I'm glad
Whatever you do don't pick Eve
If she's the last woman pick "Steve"
you won't get very far
insisting she's par
they'll yell at you all game, then leave
When Morgana heads to mid lane
She makes spellcasters feel all her pain
But send Caitlyn or Graves
To farm those creep waves
And her shortcomings become quite plain
M 1 P
I solo top Teemo for fun
no one can get him a stun
fill river with shrooms
and bushes, like noobs
and wait till you see one and RUN !!
there once was a TF in mid
he farmed and really got fed
but Noc didn't know
so he gave it a GO
but the gold card was ready and ... DEAD
that teamfight I thought I was done
but Janna said "dont worry, son"
"huehue" said Mord
then he played some chords
and somehow got PENTA and won
My lane was losing sorely
I was shocked at what flew toward me
I flash and I flee
But it followed me
"Do you always fight so poorly?"
There once was a yordle name Veigar,
To conquer all, his vision was eagar.
Yet due to obsession,
and wants with possessions
his results are oftenmost meagar.
Call Me Khal
So Garen was sitting in a bush,
Just waiting for his enemy to push.
When along came the jungler,
Whom Garen's blood he did hunger,
And so Garen was handed his tush.
To clear the jungle, is dear Nocturne's quest,
to leave all who live there, a mess.
You can't run very far,
cuz then he'll press R,
then all you will hear is DARKNESSSSSSSSS.
(just go with rhyme.. please dont ban for 5th line )
I know a fox that evolved seductive beast
Her Nine Tails wriggle in a team fight feast
A charm, an orb and then a fire-fox
Spirit rushing enemy in form of box
So she got nerfed again coz she's rapist
Also a guy with Spear and Sheild
Who blocks attack with items he wield
Slows enemy when he jumps
And stuns when he bumps
He's Artisan of war in a DPS build
He's waiting patiently in the brush
Getting ready for an ambush
The enemy walks in
He jumps out and spins
But the damage wasn't enough
Victoriously we declared "GG"
Nexus health seemed to agree
But Pantheon respawned
and our Malphite was pwned
Surprise victory! "Minions OP"
Annie's parents often proposed
That she needed more milk for growth
And Annie was wise
So she improvised
But was told "you can't milk those!"
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