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Jesse Perring 3967 26.46%
Jesse Perring 3494 23.3%
Jesse Perring 3851 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3862 25.76%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12302 82.05%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters 14994 .

The Saga of Jesse Perring

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OrangeThrower

Senior Member

09-30-2009

Atheist don't believe in Jesse Perring.


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danielklein

Member

09-30-2009

When Jesse Perring plays Annie, Tibbers is ARMOURED.


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wakasm

Senior Member

09-30-2009

-Warmog's Armor was actually crafted from the fine twine of Jesse Perring's nosehair.


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Toorc

Senior Member

09-30-2009

-Jesse Perring is more fabulous than Taric, the Gem Knight.


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The Uprising

Recruiter

09-30-2009

Quote:
JeffPfingsten:

-Jesse Perring can play LoL on a laptop touchpad.

So can I!

Jesse Perring = ability to play on a touchpad
Me = ability to play on a touchpad
Me = Jesse Perring

-Jax has never dodged Jesse Perring's attacks
-Gemknight doesn't wear a helmet so he can properly see Jesse Perring
-Jax's background story is actually Jesse Perring's biography
-Jesse Perring can bring his dodge up to 101%
-Jesse Perring can see you in the brush
-The final base crystal is actually the inhibitor of Jesse Perring, after the destruction of which, Jesse Perring immediately comes into the game, freezing it due to awesomeness.
-Jesse Perring is the son of Chuck Norris, the Most Interesting Man in the World, and Captain Falcon.
-Jesse Perring can voidwalk in real life
-Jesse Perring can chat after the game is over
-Chuck Norris was beaten by Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee was beaten by cerebral edema, and cerebral edema was beaten by Jesse Perring.
-If you play a practice game with no computer opponent, you will have a small idea of how games usually are for Jesse Perring
-Jesse Perring can play a game as Yi, and lose


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Udyr

Recruiter

09-30-2009

Jesse Perring wrote the wiki.

And we all know that the wiki is actually writing League of Legends.


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redit

Adjudicator

09-30-2009

When you divide by zero, Jesse Perring.


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budd

Senior Member

09-30-2009

Quote:
Vorador:
Fedor by armbar


yes


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Skribbles

Recruiter

09-30-2009

Quote:
Kudos:
- In the beginning was the word, and the word was with Jesse Perring, and the word was Jesse Perring.


Senior Member of the Jesse Perring Fan Club!


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Jackalope

Adjudicator

09-30-2009

when Jesse Perring plays Jax he he doesn't need to be attacked to dodge