Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,889 26.41%
Jesse Perring 3,427 23.27%
Jesse Perring 3,784 25.70%
Jesse Perring 3,783 25.69%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,095 82.14%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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danielklein

Member

09-30-2009

Jesse Perring can manaburn Katarina.


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Shmul

Junior Member

09-30-2009

Jesse Perring hits 3 times with Sivirs Spiral Blade.

Jesse Perring's ability power is OVER 9000!

When Jesse Perring types /dance, Warwick does the entire Thriller-dance routine.

Pre-nerf Jax, CM-double-gold locking and the Anivia exploit were all attempts of the developers to imitate the power of Jesse Perring. They -obviously- all failed miserably.

Once Jesse Perring got stuck after teleporting to a tower. This caused him to go into such an immense rage, that he pulverized the tower within nanoseconds. This is the only known occasion where a team with Jesse Perring lost a tower.

Sion can't use Cryptic Gaze on Jesse Perring, as such an intense look at him would not only blind you but also cause your brain to explode.

Jesse Perring hacked the game once to put in the Night Elf Mohawk, so that his friend Mr. T would have a champion he would play with.


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iPredicted

Adjudicator

09-30-2009

These are bad but here I go.
-It takes 60 seconds for the surrender vote to finish, in that time Jesse perring have killed your nexus... twice.
-When jesse perring got in a typewar with reginaid, he was the first to suggest a 1v1 (ty n3rf)
-Jesse perring can stack boots.
-When Jesse perring first played against guinsoo, this was the result.


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MaxTea

Adjudicator

09-30-2009

Maaaaaan I miss playing with jesse P. damn you system for taking him away from me!!!!!!!

I think I play with him all the time though just with name changes


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Mr Tibbers

Member

09-30-2009

-The Blind Monk was removed because developers decided it'd be better to rework him as a Jesse Perring handicap.

-Jesse Perring was the first LoL player to be nerfed by Riot. Now, no matter what game he's in, the other team has a slight chance of not feeding him as quickly.

-Guinsoo's Rageblade was actually made by Jesse Perring and given to him as a birthday. He forged it from the sheer anger of those who lost to him.

-The Chalice is actually Jesse Perring's spitoon.

-Chuck Norris is actually Jesse Perring in disguise.


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TenToedPete1

Adjudicator

09-30-2009

-The blind monkonce saw Jesse Perring getting out of the shower in all his glory. The Blind monk first lost his sight, then his will to be part of the league of legends, knowing he would have to face Jesse Perring on the battlefield.

-Jesse Perring went 500-0 with urf during playtesting on the april 1st, causing devs to remove him from the game permenantly.

-Tear of the Godess was created when Jesse Perring asked Aphrodite out, then left her for a younger godess

-Jesse Perring can kill inhibitors even when their turrets are still alive

-When Jesse Perring using cryopheonix everyones computer freezes

-Equipping Atma's Impaler gives Jesse Perring over 9000 damage


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mahbawls

Member

09-30-2009

-Jesse Perring doesn't hide in the brush from creep aggro, they hide from him.

-When attacking enemy champions near their towers, the turrets attack Jesse Perrings target instead of him.


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Mecklin

Senior Member

09-30-2009

Jesse Perring beat Fedor by armbar in 0:01 seconds of the first round.


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Woozl

Senior Member

09-30-2009

- There are no gay men, there are only men who have gazed on the majesty of Jesse Perring.


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SpartanSA

Junior Member

09-30-2009

- Chuck Norris was created by nerfing Jesse Perring.
- When Jesse Perring spawns, all enemy inhibitors get destroyed.
- When Ashe's Ult hits Jesse Perring, all the enemy team is stunned and then drop dead..