Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,947 26.44%
Jesse Perring 3,478 23.30%
Jesse Perring 3,834 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3,843 25.74%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,247 82.04%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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TheBlackPhoenix

Member

03-31-2010

I must be the only person in League of Legends that doesn't know who Jesse Perring is.....


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Potions

Member

04-01-2010

Hope nobody has said these already.

-When Jesse Perring plays as Jax he dodges every attack twice, just because he can.

-The only time Jesse Perring has ever lost anything was when, at birth, he lost his ability to lose.


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KMoZaR

Senior Member

04-01-2010

-Jesse Perring can select Chuck Norris as his champion.
-Kassadin asked Jesse Perring to divide by zero, he did. Kassadin has been in the void ever since.
-Fiddlesticks cannot cast fear when playing with Jesse Perring.
-Jesse Perring has never been hit by Requiem.


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Geekweezul

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Senior Member

04-01-2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by Potions View Post
Hope nobody has said these already.

-When Jesse Perring plays as Jax he dodges every attack twice, just because he can.

-The only time Jesse Perring has ever lost anything was when, at birth, he lost his ability to lose.
FALSE.

-Jesse Perring wasn't born. He was, and is, and is to come.


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Sir Rogers

Member

04-01-2010

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- When Jesse Perring runs over a mushroom, Teemo dies.
Epic win


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Iron Bible

Senior Member

04-01-2010

Jesse Perring is suing Evelynn for copyright infringement. Her ultimate, Malice & Spite, are registered trademarks for his fists.


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noobfluff

Senior Member

04-01-2010

Jesse Perring e-mailed me and my computer evolved into a sentient robot.

And yes, I really do have an e-mail from him! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


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Runict

Member

04-01-2010

Jesse Perring uses clairvoyance to see where his enemies are, so he never selects it as a summoner spell.


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snore

Senior Member

04-01-2010

- Jesse Perring already gold carded Twisted Fate before he even thought about casting Destiny.


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Skribbles

Associate Writer

04-01-2010
53 of 90 Riot Posts

- Jesse Perring can bring Urf back.

(But he will be more inclined to do so if you write about his legend in this thread.)