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Jesse Perring 3967 26.46%
Jesse Perring 3494 23.3%
Jesse Perring 3851 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3862 25.76%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12302 82.05%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters 14994 .

The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Mjollnir

Recruiter

09-30-2009

The intern team is inserting a hidden and little known feature to the client in the next patch. Every time Jesse Perring enters queue, Guinsoo's phone will turn off.


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TiberiusAudley

Adjudicator

09-30-2009

  • Jesse Perring's urine was given the name Elixir of Brilliance.
  • Jesse Perring is the subject of Iron Maiden's song, "The Nomad"
  • Jesse Perring plays LoL on a TI-83.
  • Jesse Perring only plays one champion: Jesse Perring.


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Random

Adjudicator

09-30-2009

Whoes jesse perring?


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Mjollnir

Recruiter

09-30-2009

Quote:
Random:
Whoes jesse perring?


At first I thought your question odd, but then I considered that Jesse Perring is merely the name of his mortal form, and what he truly is exists beyond description.


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JohnnyPanic

Senior Member

09-30-2009

Jesse Perring has already caught the next 100+ pokemon that have not been created yet.


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The Swedish Chef

Senior Member

09-30-2009

When Anivia tries to Flash Frost Jesse Perring, she explodes times infinity due to a paradoxical loop with her egg. Then he proceeds to make an infinite omelet out of her.

Jesse Perring also created infinity.


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ohaidere

Senior Member

09-30-2009

Jesse Perring chose Tristana.

Baron Nashor will no longer attack anyone who uses Tristana.


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Roaring

Recruiter

09-30-2009

When a game starts and creeps see that Jesse Perring is playing they go on strike.


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OrangeThrower

Senior Member

09-30-2009

Jesse Perring is the only person that can make Amumu happy.


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09-30-2009

gnirrep esseJ fixes dyslexia.