Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,947 26.44%
Jesse Perring 3,478 23.30%
Jesse Perring 3,834 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3,843 25.74%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,247 82.04%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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LawliPOP

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03-15-2010

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Originally Posted by zerfman View Post
Jesse perring got an assist once, that's when He flooded the earth to destroy the human race.
This is why humans hate being KSed, because Jesse Perring will assassinate them in the night for being, "not worthy".


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neghsmoke

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03-15-2010

Jesse Perring was the first champion to be added to LoL but had to be removed because every spell killed the other team... twice


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CnB84

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03-18-2010

Wouldn't that mean that both teams were composed of Jessie Perrings?


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StretchyStretch

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03-18-2010

When Jesse Perring uses Rewind, the game starts over.
When Jesse Perring uses Crowstorm, it covers the whole map.
It is said that when Jesse Perring is killed, an angel gets its wings. This has yet to be proven.
Pantheon is based off of the movie 300, which is based off of Jesse Perring.
Jesse Perring is the only person to say Candlejack without being kidna


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Longshot405

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03-19-2010

- Jesse Perring had never missed a single skill shot.

- In Jesse Perring's presence, Amumu smiles.

- MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES, but only because Jesse Perring already knows that Mundo will never go somewhere that Jesse Perring does not approve.

- Jesse Perring taught Ezreal how to dance.


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Xuxa

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03-19-2010

Chuck Norris walked up to Jesse Perring and then roundhouse kicked himself

Jesse Perring's power level is over 9000

Welcome to Jesse Perring's Rift

Whenever Jesse Perring walks into a room a girl makes him a sammich

Jesse Perring runs triathalons on his hands just to give the other runners a chance


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TalesofDawn

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03-19-2010

Amumu is only sad because he found out that he is not Jesse Perring.
Kayle's ulti is actually just Jesse Perring giving you his blessing for a few seconds.
Jesse Perring specs all heroes 21/21/21.
Jesse Perring plays Eve... and has never lost a game.


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Fawlcon

Senior Member

03-19-2010

Jesse Perrings doesn't jungle, he just tells the monster to kill themselves.


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TaigaStance

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03-19-2010

Jesse Perring is immune to Candlejack's abductio


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Nave222

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03-19-2010

Every time you step on a mushroom Jesse Perring kills a teemo, please think of the teemos :[