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Jesse Perring 3,937 26.42%
Jesse Perring 3,470 23.28%
Jesse Perring 3,826 25.67%
Jesse Perring 3,833 25.72%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,227 82.04%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Angelgrave

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Senior Member

03-05-2010

Jesse Perring once played Shaco using only Hallucinate double as his hero and goes 100/0/0 in 30 minutes.


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Karma Police

Senior Member

03-05-2010

It is said that when Jesse Perring enters a game,
the enemies and their minions all attack and destroy their own nexus.

This is to spare themselves the anguish that Jesse Perring would ultimately bring them.


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RHINO Mk II

Senior Member

03-08-2010

When Jesse Perring plays as Ashe:
-The Frost Arrow ability fires Enchanted Crystal Arrows.
-Enchanted Crystal Arrow now continues along its path even after stunning an enemy champion, stunning any more it comes into contact with and dealing fatal damage to all minions, turrets, and inhibitors.
-Ashe's Gold Bonus spell allows Jesse Perring to purchase items from anywhere on the map at 1/2, 1/3, 1/4, 1/5, and no cost. It also allows Jesse Perring to purchase items that have existed in LoL, will exist in LoL, or have existed in any other MOBA game.
-Volley fires Enchanted Crystal Arrows in a 360 degree arc around Jesse Perring.


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RHINO Mk II

Senior Member

03-08-2010

When Jesse Perring plays as Kassadin:
-Null Sphere bounces between Jesse Perring and the target up to six times similar to Ryze's spell flux.
-The mana drain ability causes all of Jesse Perrings abilities to permanently cost 1/2/3/4/5 mana less.
-Force Pulse has the damage arc of Volley, and can be fired whenever a single spell is used on any LoL server.
-Riftwalk costs half as much mana each time it is used in quick succession, and each use doubles its damage. Each consecutive use also allows Jesse Perring to travel twice as far.


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CaptainT

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03-08-2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by Skribbles View Post
As President, Founder, and most active Member of the Jesse Perring Fan Club, I am hereby granting the many players out there the right, honor, and privelege of commenting in this thread about Jesse Perring's grandeur. My paltry requisite was that your posts must exhibit the beginnings of worthiness of Jesse Perring, which is simply impossible for mortals, but Jesse Perring has agreed to lower his standards, because he is benevolent and just.

But he will smite you if you look at him the wrong way...

The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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Now I'm interested.


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Skribbles

Associate Writer

03-11-2010
52 of 90 Riot Posts

- When you dream, Jesse Perring.
- When you think, Jesse Perring.
- When you live, Jesse Perring.
- When. Jesse Perring.


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Shadowuly

Junior Member

03-11-2010

Jesse Perring
Because 1 's' and 1 'r' just isn't enough.


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Dracorya

Senior Member

03-15-2010

Jax learned all his awesome weapon skills from watching Jesse Perring spin a pen on his fingers.


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Triforce711

Senior Member

03-15-2010

- Jesse Perring round-house kicked Chuck Norris


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krnpanda

Senior Member

03-15-2010

Jax can dodge Jesse Perring. Unfortunately, Jesse Perring never misses.