Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,838 26.41%
Jesse Perring 3,381 23.26%
Jesse Perring 3,738 25.72%
Jesse Perring 3,732 25.68%
Jesse Perring, obviously 11,936 82.13%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Loote

Oceanic Project Manager

03-04-2010
51 of 90 Riot Posts

As a new employee that is being trained by The Great Jesse Perring, I can testify to the validity of most of these claims.


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Asvhald

Senior Member

03-04-2010

Jesse Perring is a 5 year old boy, who can travel to Runeterra at will. Last time, he lost a baby tooth there. It is now known as Infinity Edge.


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Faro

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Senior Member

03-04-2010

Red Card is better than Gold Card because Jesse Perring said so.


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Lendari

Adjudicator

03-04-2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by Skribbles View Post
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
I LOLd a bit.


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Dapacman

Senior Member

03-04-2010

- Even Dark Matter gives Jesse Perring permanent AP.

- Soraka's goddess powers were not removed because of her curse on Warwick, but rather because Jesse Perring decided he wanted Soraka to suck.


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Black Dynamo

Member

03-04-2010

- Not even Gandalf can stop Jesse Perring from pushing


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Majix

Junior Member

03-04-2010

-When Jesse Perring plays Nidalee, pole dancers from across the world come to watch for pointers.

-When Jesse Perring joins a match, the enemy's Nexus immediately implodes.

-Rage threads are a players way of saying, "I wish I could be like Jesse Perring."

-When Jesse Perring looks in the direction of an enemy Annie, her Tibbers eats her.


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Synergy3

Senior Member

03-04-2010

I am not worthy.


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SkyClaw

Senior Member

03-04-2010

Every time the LOL servers are down, it's cuz Jessie Perring tried to check his stats.


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DreXxiN

Senior Member

03-05-2010

Battles between Chuck Norris and Jesse Perring are why the servers are down for maintanence so often.

~Credit goes to Wolfheart