Wow, how did this get buried so deep?!
When you equip all 7 of Doran's items, you become a god.
Of course, only Jesse Perring has accomplished this.
Pantheon doesnt jump across the screen, In reality its Jesse Pairing throwing him
-Jesse Perring has already given us the solution, we just can't comprehend it.
When Jesse Perring uses ground slam, Haiti has earthquakes.
-Jesse Perring has seen Annie's Bare Tibbers. Charges are being filed as we speak...
Sorry in advance if these have been said.
Jesse Perring mains clarity/revive Mundo.
Jesse Perring has three rune pages.
Twisted Treeline is not in beta for Jesse Perring.
When dark wind was bugged, Jesse Perring could cast it from the bushes and continue playing.
Jesse Perring is an oracle potion.
Flash doesn't spell dodge any spell cast by Jesse Perring.
They once rigged the game to always fire the nexus laser at Jesse Perring no matter where he was. Jesse Perring just /l'ed at them.
When Jesse Perring types /j, people die laughing. /t cause them to die crying. /surrender causes them to die confused, but that's never actually happened.
Jesse Perring could fix matchmaking, but Riot can't afford Jesse Perring.
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