Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,942 26.43%
Jesse Perring 3,474 23.29%
Jesse Perring 3,830 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3,837 25.72%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,239 82.05%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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luxionmk2

Member

03-01-2010

Wow, how did this get buried so deep?!


When you equip all 7 of Doran's items, you become a god.

Of course, only Jesse Perring has accomplished this.


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Talamare

Senior Member

03-01-2010

Pantheon doesnt jump across the screen, In reality its Jesse Pairing throwing him


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Dracorya

Senior Member

03-01-2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by Talamare View Post
Pantheon doesnt jump across the screen, In reality its Jesse Pairing throwing him
You...you...YOU MISPELLED HIS LAST NAME! D: Its Perring!


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Yatterman

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03-01-2010

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Originally Posted by Skribbles View Post
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
So that's how the SEA block started...


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Tobris

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03-01-2010

-Jesse Perring has already given us the solution, we just can't comprehend it.


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Atropos2012

Senior Member

03-02-2010

When Jesse Perring uses ground slam, Haiti has earthquakes.


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Geekweezul

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03-02-2010

-Jesse Perring has seen Annie's Bare Tibbers. Charges are being filed as we speak...


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csirus

Senior Member

03-02-2010

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Originally Posted by MrCrumb View Post

-Jesse Perring can play LoL on a laptop touchpad.
LOL I actually play with a laptop touchpad haha


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Jefficus

Senior Member

03-02-2010

Sorry in advance if these have been said.

Jesse Perring mains clarity/revive Mundo.

Jesse Perring has three rune pages.

Twisted Treeline is not in beta for Jesse Perring.

When dark wind was bugged, Jesse Perring could cast it from the bushes and continue playing.

Jesse Perring is an oracle potion.

Flash doesn't spell dodge any spell cast by Jesse Perring.

They once rigged the game to always fire the nexus laser at Jesse Perring no matter where he was. Jesse Perring just /l'ed at them.

When Jesse Perring types /j, people die laughing. /t cause them to die crying. /surrender causes them to die confused, but that's never actually happened.


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Brokroma

Senior Member

03-02-2010

Jesse Perring could fix matchmaking, but Riot can't afford Jesse Perring.