Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,940 26.42%
Jesse Perring 3,472 23.28%
Jesse Perring 3,828 25.67%
Jesse Perring 3,835 25.71%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,236 82.04%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Kaoculus

Senior Member

02-10-2010

When Jesse Perring pulverizes, the enemy does not come back down.

When Jesse Perring is about to die, servers crash!


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typhoid fever

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Senior Member

02-10-2010

The shop keeper once collected Jesse Perring's fingernail trimmings. You might know them as Trinity Force.


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Killergurke

Junior Member

02-10-2010

When Jesse Perring uses Parrrley it still applies Grog-soaked blade.


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BankBank

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Senior Member

02-10-2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by monkow View Post
jesse perring is so pro LoL lags and crashes non stop
i lol'd at this


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Sphinx001

Senior Member

02-10-2010

Every time you see your gold go up +1, its because somewhere Jesse Perring killed another champion.

Baron Nashor is actually Jesse Perrings p*nis.


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Hanma

Junior Member

02-10-2010

Rumor has it Jesse Perring can play Katarina well....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Skribbles

Associate Writer

02-26-2010
50 of 90 Riot Posts

- Jesse Perring taught both Malphite and Mordekaiser how to rock. Solid.


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Geekweezul

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Senior Member

02-26-2010

- Jesse Perring does not queue-dodge.
- Jesse Perring was queue-dodged once. That man's name was Jimmy Hoffa.


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Asvhald

Senior Member

02-26-2010

-When Jesse Perring picks Mordekaiser, he summons the Lich King instead.


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PaxFan

Senior Member

02-26-2010

-Tibbers attacks Annie when Jesse Perring is near
-Gangplank and Fiddlesticks turn to ghosts when Jesse Perring plays