Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3,910 26.41%
Jesse Perring 3,448 23.29%
Jesse Perring 3,805 25.70%
Jesse Perring 3,807 25.71%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,156 82.11%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Dracorya

Senior Member

02-01-2010

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If Jesse Perring is so great, why isn't he the best on this site: http://www.queuedodgers.com/ ?
Jesse Perring does not allow some mere site made by mortals to rate him! He is above that by a factor of a bazillion!


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Alarik33

Member

02-01-2010

who's jesse perring and why is he being copy-pasted into chuck norris jokes?


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Kazuz

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02-01-2010

-And God said, "Let there be light," and Jesse Perring told him to ask him nicely


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Kadzin

Senior Member

02-01-2010

I heard Volibar is Jesse Perring's lvl 1 summoner smurf account


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Nightmasacre

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02-02-2010

There are no OP heroes, just underpowered heroes that Jesse Perring decided to "give a try"


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notDeAdYet

Senior Member

02-05-2010

Jesse perring solo'd the spawn laser.
ON BOTH SIDES.


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notDeAdYet

Senior Member

02-05-2010

Jesse Perring owned slygoat with purple caster minion, which is why his QQ thread's still in general discussions. Also realizing how awesome Jesse Perring is, he slept with him (with no condom, because there is no protection from Jesse Perring) proceeding to gain powers to crash the riot servers.


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Ligerteeth

Junior Member

02-05-2010

- Jesse Perring has no "playing against" section on his info page, it just says "losing to"
- Jesse Perring's copy of LoL already has clans implemented.
- Jesse Perring can play pudge


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SEXINnMONEYZ

Senior Member

02-05-2010

who is jesse perring


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Marioulette

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02-05-2010

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Originally Posted by SEXINnMONEYZ View Post
who is jesse perring
Jesse Perring is Jesse Perring