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Jesse Perring 3967 26.46%
Jesse Perring 3494 23.3%
Jesse Perring 3851 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3862 25.76%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12302 82.05%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters 14994 .

The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Glink

Recruiter

01-26-2010

Jesse Perring Only has 3 hotkeys.

1 to make the game end fast.

1 to make it end at medium length.

and 1 to make the game last a long time.

He chooses whichever he is in the mode for then simply gets up and makes a sammich.


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Whitemage82

Senior Member

01-26-2010

Jesse Perring is the reason for the heart shape on Annie's panties.

Jesse Perring is the reason Sivir hikes up her skirt.


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CrazedAzn

Member

01-26-2010

When confronted with Jesse Perring, the Halting Problem solved itself.


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TiberiusAudley

Adjudicator

01-26-2010

When Jaedong defeated Flash due to a power outage, it was merely Jesse Perring browsing a stream of the match.

It wasn't "Jaedong's new strat: 3 hatch into Power Cord" it was "Jesse Perring's new strat: Being too awesome and causing power surges."


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WillTheConqueror

Senior Member

01-26-2010

When Jesse Perring plays Anivia, the egg scores a pentakill every time


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Raiku

Recruiter

01-26-2010

What the hell...


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yoplate

Senior Member

01-26-2010

Jesse Perring can stack unique effects.
Jesse Perring can also stack auras.


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TrickyCat

Senior Member

01-27-2010

Jesse Perring had a staring contest with The Void, and the Void lost.

Tryndamere may be able to spin through mountains, but Jesse Perring can mountain through spinning oceans.


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PropagandaNow

Member

01-27-2010

Fiddle's crow's dont hitt Jesse Perring, they just orbit in amazment.
Jesse Perring has lost hes last 500 games, but he is still playing a alone, since noone else is in hes ELO.


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Kruxx

Senior Member

01-27-2010

When Jesse Perring uses Gangplank's ultimate, the other champions thank him for dropping his big, manly, steel balls on their heads.