Jesse Perring Only has 3 hotkeys.
1 to make the game end fast.
1 to make it end at medium length.
and 1 to make the game last a long time.
He chooses whichever he is in the mode for then simply gets up and makes a sammich.
Jesse Perring is the reason for the heart shape on Annie's panties.
Jesse Perring is the reason Sivir hikes up her skirt.
When confronted with Jesse Perring, the Halting Problem solved itself.
When Jaedong defeated Flash due to a power outage, it was merely Jesse Perring browsing a stream of the match.
It wasn't "Jaedong's new strat: 3 hatch into Power Cord" it was "Jesse Perring's new strat: Being too awesome and causing power surges."
When Jesse Perring plays Anivia, the egg scores a pentakill every time
What the hell...
Jesse Perring can stack unique effects.
Jesse Perring can also stack auras.
Jesse Perring had a staring contest with The Void, and the Void lost.
Tryndamere may be able to spin through mountains, but Jesse Perring can mountain through spinning oceans.
Fiddle's crow's dont hitt Jesse Perring, they just orbit in amazment.
Jesse Perring has lost hes last 500 games, but he is still playing a alone, since noone else is in hes ELO.
When Jesse Perring uses Gangplank's ultimate, the other champions thank him for dropping his big, manly, steel balls on their heads.
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