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Who/What/Why/Where/When/How?

Jesse Perring 3967 26.46%
Jesse Perring 3494 23.3%
Jesse Perring 3851 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3862 25.76%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12302 82.05%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters 14994 .

The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Domainoft

Senior Member

12-30-2009

When Jesse Perring plays Veigar he gets the "Red Skin" and the former 8-bit mage is forced to run naked.


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Motas

Recruiter

12-30-2009

When Jesse Perring is Feasted by Cho'Gath, Cho'Gath eats himself (regardless of health)


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Running Naked Fat Man

Senior Member

12-30-2009

If Jesse Perring had to sleep he could play LoL from his dreams, and you still would lose.


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Kazuz

Master Recruiter

12-30-2009

IF you invoke Jesse Perring repeating his name three times while playing your Nexus will be automaticly destroyed


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ENÐER

Senior Member

12-30-2009

Jesse Perring's first words as a baby brought more to quantum mechanics and the theory of relativity than previously discovered


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WholeGrn

Senior Member

12-30-2009

When Jesse Perring plays Kayle, the ultimate never ends.

Teams who play against Jesse Perring sometimes hack the game to surrender before 25 minutes.

When Jesse Perring plays Heimer, every auto attack hits for the amount of a fed Gangplank's Parley.

Jesse Perring can backdoor the enemy nexus...one second into the game.


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ENÐER

Senior Member

12-30-2009

Surrender doesnt work against jesse perring, he decides when the game is over


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Apokalupsis

Senior Member

12-30-2009

Rick Springfield wrote a song about Perring's girlfriend (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adaYUM5wl7c). Jesse was perturbed. Not because of a song about his girlfriend, but because Rick spelled Jesse with an "i". In response, he banished Rick to the 80's forever.

No one has heard from Springfield since.


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coffeepot

Recruiter

12-31-2009

When Jesse Perring uses Mundo's cleaver, he clearcuts all the trees on the map.

When Jesse Perring plays Singed, everyone gets drunk!

Jesse Perring is on a boat!


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Beklynn

Senior Member

12-31-2009

A friend asked is Jesse Perring reads his own thread to which i responded:

Jesse Perring doesn't need to read his thread, he knows his thread.

Jesse Perring knows what people are going to post before they post.