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Jesse Perring 3,947 26.44%
Jesse Perring 3,478 23.30%
Jesse Perring 3,834 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3,843 25.74%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,248 82.04%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Konspiracie

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04-10-2013

AAAAAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD It's back again!


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aKa Bad BoY

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04-14-2013

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Originally Posted by Skribbles View Post
As President, Founder, and most active Member of the Jesse Perring Fan Club, I am hereby granting the many players out there the right, honor, and privilege of commenting in this thread about Jesse Perring's grandeur. My paltry requisite was that your posts must exhibit the beginnings of worthiness of Jesse Perring, which is simply impossible for mortals, but Jesse Perring has agreed to lower his standards, because he is benevolent and just.

But he will smite you if you look at him the wrong way...

The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

<.<
>.>
why it must be ASIAN @_@_


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Silent Pete

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04-14-2013

Jesse Perring once walked into Tryndamere's office and ordered jello and some cupcakes

Lulu and Zac were immediately commissioned

Jesse Perring punched Udyr so hard he became Frelijordian


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iCyeo

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04-17-2013

wtf is going on in this thread


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Busty Demoness

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04-17-2013

When Jesse Perring plays Fiora, Riposte active becomes a permanent passive that can also reflect abilities. The cooldown of this passive is Riposte's duration for a normal player, 1.5 seconds, affected by CDR.

Also, Jesse Perring is not affected by hard caps of statistics such as 40% CDR and 2.5 Attack Speed.

When Jesse Perring jungles, minions automatically smite themselves at his smite threshold regardless of his range to them and regardless of his smite cooldown.


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Pink Moon Bunny

Senior Member

04-18-2013

Never Forget Jesse Perring.


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Never Quite Free

Senior Member

04-18-2013

I'd think Jesse Perring was cooler if he didn't have such a stupid name.


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Pink Moon Bunny

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04-18-2013

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Originally Posted by Watergait View Post
I'd think Jesse Perring was cooler if he didn't have such a stupid name.
Don't dis his real name o-o


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Terra Enigma

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04-19-2013

Jesse Perring CAN actually use the Internet Explorer without crashing it.
Respect Dude!


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ThiaTheMuse

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04-19-2013

Killing Jesse Perring in a match instantly awards every item in the shop...not that anyone ever could kill him.