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Jesse Perring 3967 26.46%
Jesse Perring 3494 23.3%
Jesse Perring 3851 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3862 25.76%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12302 82.05%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters 14994 .

The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Crimsonwhirlwind

Senior Member

10-03-2009

Jesse Perring can dodge towers.


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Demandred

Senior Member

10-03-2009

When Jesse Perring gets Guardian Angel, its effect has no cd.
Jesse Perring can still stack Deathfire Grasps.
Jesse Perring can kill the other teams Fountain turret... at level 1.
When Jesse Perring uses Buster Shot, it busts the other persons face irl.
Jesse Perring can solo the other team when he is afk.
Jesse Perring doesn't need to charge force pulse.


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Crimsonwhirlwind

Senior Member

10-03-2009

Blizzard made maphack to nerf Jesse Perring


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10-03-2009

-Jesse Perring used to play Nunu before he misclicked and consumed an enemy champion. The sprite didn't respawn and the player DC'd, never to play LoL again.
-Jesse Perring knows what the Scurvy debuff does.


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Demandred

Senior Member

10-03-2009

When Jesse Perring plays Fiddlesticks Crowstorm is global.
When Jesse Perring plays Twisted Fate Destiny is always on... and it is their destiny to die!
When Jesse Perring stuns someone they also get d/ced.


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Jenovaside

Member

10-03-2009

Jesse Perring can win a game of connect 4 in three moves


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Woozl

Senior Member

10-03-2009

Before there was man, there was god. Before there was god, there was Jesse Perring.
Jesse Perring invented fire.
Jesse Perring outnumbers you 6 to 1 in a 5v5 game.


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Anony

Senior Member

10-03-2009

Who is Jesse Perring?


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TenToedPete1

Adjudicator

10-03-2009

-Amumu is only sad because jesse perring didnt pick him
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Demandred

Senior Member

10-03-2009

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Anony:
Who is Jesse Perring?


Blasphemy.

Jesse Perring is the All-Father.
Odin only has one eye because Jesse Perring got pissed and poked the other out.
The United States didn't bomb Nagasaki and Hiroshima, that was Jesse Perring unleashing his power (What Falcon Punch is based off of).
When Jesse Perring plays Karthus defile hits the entire map. Jesse Perring can out dps Yi and Jax as Alistar.

This doesn't even begin to encompass the greatness of Jesse Perring, yet it is all my insignificant mind can come up with. He forgives me for this inadequacy because he is just and benevolent.