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Jesse Perring 3967 26.46%
Jesse Perring 3494 23.3%
Jesse Perring 3851 25.68%
Jesse Perring 3862 25.76%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12302 82.05%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters 14994 .

The Saga of Jesse Perring

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TheGiantYordle

Senior Member

07-13-2010

Dude, Jesse is the only one on Support that I send emails to LOL. I actually ensure in the subject line to send them to him.

New Hero Model of Jesse Perring -

Chuck Norris.


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ZTD09

Senior Member

07-13-2010

Jesse perring can buy tiamat and still win. Twice. In the same game.


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Starke

Member

07-13-2010

If people use revive, they give jesse perring a +1 kill count


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Glaricion

Senior Member

07-13-2010

When Jesse Perring uses Alistar, his heal is global.
When Jesse Perring tower dives at level one, the turret heals him for 500 percent of the damage dealt.
Jesse Perring once played LoL for 48 hours w/o the monitor on, and no hotkeys, and won all of the games without dying once.


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Lokumi

Junior Member

07-13-2010

-Mundo goes where Jesse Perring pleases.
-Jesse Perring once crashed the servers just to watch them die.
-Grez made his referrals so that he could give a red buff to Jesse Perring
-Jesse Perring's rune page gives him +255 to all stats.
-Neutral creeps try to kill Jesse Perring for his passive buff. Too bad that never happens.


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keithx

Junior Member

07-15-2010

-every time the bogey man goes to bed he checks his closet for Jesse Perring

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Jesse Perring pajamas.

- Jesse Perring will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

- Jesse Perring's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

- Jesse Perring is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


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ELuyn

Senior Member

07-16-2010

Jesse Perring build bombs out of Mac Guyver and Vuvuzela Teemos


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selenvar

Senior Member

07-16-2010

Quote:
keithx:
-every time the bogey man goes to bed he checks his closet for Jesse Perring

-Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Jesse Perring pajamas.

- Jesse Perring will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

- Jesse Perring's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

- Jesse Perring is the reason why Waldo is hiding.



stop copying Chuck norris jokes, come up with something original and LoL related

Jesse Perring once feasted a fully feasted Cho' Gath,



While playing Kassadin.


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KittyDogBird

Senior Member

07-16-2010

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ByronicHero:
When Kassadin looked into the void, he beheld the splendor of Jesse Perring and was forever changed by it.


Kassasdin actually say Jesse Perring's **** which was kog'maw, and malzhar came to warn us of how it will exploded.


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WoWMoMMow

Senior Member

07-16-2010

Jesse Perring doesn't die. Death Jesse Perring's.