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Jesse Perring 3,911 26.41%
Jesse Perring 3,449 23.29%
Jesse Perring 3,806 25.70%
Jesse Perring 3,808 25.72%
Jesse Perring, obviously 12,158 82.11%
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The Saga of Jesse Perring

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Nevrus

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07-12-2010

When Jesse Perring uses fling, the champion never comes back down.


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KittyDogBird

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07-12-2010

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Originally Posted by SarenArterius View Post
If Jesse Perring Created a female equivelent of himself in terms of skill, strength, and wisdom, who would triumph in the fields of Justice if one fought the other?
It would not matter because female do not play this game


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CnB84

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07-12-2010

Jesse Perring robbed a Mafia bank so that there'd be a cash prize for Season One.


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Bloodpaly

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07-12-2010

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Originally Posted by Itorbeh View Post
-In addition to playing LoL with his monitor turned off, Jesse Perring also only starts to play after the 15 minute mark.

-Most games played by Jesse Perring are over at 15 minutes and 20 seconds.

-The council is actually a support group to help players come to grips with how terribly they were beaten by Jesse Perring, coincidentally those who survive the ordeal have become far better players for it.

-Elo gets ranked by Jesse Perring.

-What we refer to as magic when describing how things exist with the league is actually called Jesse's will in Runetara.

-Riot intends to punish leavers come season 1 by putting them on Jesse Perring's elo for a full week, this is also to give council members a chance to win while season 1 is out.

-Kog'Maw runs AWAY from Jesse Perring after it dies.

-The RIAA pays Jesse Perring to download music and video's.

-The only autographed picture to ever exist of Jesse Perring now hangs in the Riot creation teams lunch room, it has single handedly inspired everything they have done to date.

-Chuck Norris wears Jesse Perring Pajamas's to bed each night.

-Jesse Perring can still pick a character through a draft ban.

-Aliens believe Jesse Perring exists, hence why they have not attempted to contact earth.

-Jesse Perry can enter his username and password using just his arrow keys!

-Techno Viking asked Jesse Perring if it would be ok if Riot based a character on him.

-If you watch The Wizard of Oz you can see the exact moment in time a young Jesse Perring turned black and white movies into color.

-The Elo system is designed to estimate how long you would last in a 1v1 against Jesse Perring.

-In Milliseconds.

-Average is 1650 according to Riot.
These were actuallly funny compared to most of this thread. Especially the last 3 lines.


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Ulasht

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07-12-2010

Jesse Perring once ate a whale with his knee.


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Everglass

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07-12-2010

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Originally Posted by CnB84 View Post
Jesse Perring robbed a Mafia bank so that there'd be a cash prize for Season One.
He didn't need to rob a Mafia bank, the Mafia just gave it to him.


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Kenshins Wrath

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07-12-2010

Jesse Perring can bite his elbow


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R E X

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07-12-2010

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Jesse Perring can bite his elbow
I'll admit it... I actually tried


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Syztem

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07-12-2010

Jessie Perring once took a dump.

The resulting turd was named "Baron Nashor".


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Kenshins Wrath

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07-12-2010

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I'll admit it... I actually tried
hahahahaha xD