"I've never touched a boob but I'm the best at this game"

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Siegfryd

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10-29-2011

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Originally Posted by BlindandCynical View Post
Does this mean girls cannot be good at this game?
Yes.


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Keldon888

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10-29-2011

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Does this mean girls cannot be good at this game?
Nah it just means if they have touched themselves at all they get worse.


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Augmenten

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10-29-2011

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Does this mean girls cannot be good at this game?
I'm guessing that an average girl's ELO is directly proportional to how much they have played with fiddlesticks, then how much they get carried afterward.


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RadMage

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10-29-2011

sadly i've touched many boobs but im not the best at this game.


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Esarius

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10-29-2011

I hold my mouse like I hold a boob, does that count?


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AxisXIViral

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10-29-2011

Boob touching could only have a negative effect on your skill.

After all, they're a pretty good distraction. I'm sorry, but if my girlfriend started to mount me in the middle of games, I'd get banned for leaving too much.

(But don't tell her that...that's just between us)


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Violent Vioarr

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10-29-2011

I don't believe that any of these streamers are virgins honestly..how do you get to your 20's without getting your **** wet at least once?


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fatvirgin

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10-29-2011

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I don't believe that any of these streamers are virgins honestly..how do you get to your 20's without getting your **** wet at least once?
hi. 21 year old virgin here and counting.


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The Unorthodox

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10-29-2011

Even boobs won't distract a true pro. Ever hear the story about the Counter-Strike players being hired strippers to try to distract them?

NSFW :P: http://www.geek.com/articles/games/russian-strippers-attempt-to-interrupt-counter-strike-tournament-nsfw-2009112/


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Keldon888

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10-29-2011

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I don't believe that any of these streamers are virgins honestly..how do you get to your 20's without getting your **** wet at least once?
It's actually pretty common, my friend is just like the rest of our group of friends but he's a virgin, it really just takes a low tolerance for drama and no prioritizing getting laid.

I actually had a few friends like that, and it really came down to being lazy and not caring.