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"I've never touched a boob but I'm the best at this game"

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pubstar

Recruiter

10-29-2011

Quote:
fatvirgin:
haha I went to University of Maryland. where you go?


UMUC its the online branch of the University System of Maryland


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Le Misérable

Senior Member

10-29-2011

If you're too ugly to get chicks, go to a stripper's club and get some private dances. After touching boobs for 10 minutes, you'll see, it's nothing special.

On the other end ... getting your **** sucked ...


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iSpiN

Junior Member

10-29-2011

If a boob was presented for you to touch, you wouldn't care for your ELO so much.


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Empressed

Senior Member

10-29-2011

Quote:
Domminus:
the rain man just said it on stream, I guess its about theoddone's joke

thats why i watch hotshotgg at least hes humble, even if he has also not touched a boob yet


How do you know Hotshot hasn't touched a boob yet?


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PeinRykudo

Senior Member

10-29-2011

Does accidentally bumping or hitting into them count?


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fatvirgin

Senior Member

10-29-2011

Quote:
Go Ask Alice:
If you're too ugly to get chicks, go to a stripper's club and get some private dances. After touching boobs for 10 minutes, you'll see, it's nothing special.

On the other end ... getting your **** sucked ...


what if you're ugly and have a small dik?


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LEVEL 5 DAGON

Senior Member

10-29-2011

who the **** has never touched a boob? i touched my first boob when i was like 14. probably earlier than that if you count situations where the girl wasnt wholly aware of it.


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foggysheep

Senior Member

10-29-2011

do the condition of said boobs matter? if so does it scale with size, perkyness or both? does an exact formula exist?


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MobileVortex

Senior Member

10-29-2011

Does this mean girls cannot be good at this game?


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illuminite

Senior Member

10-29-2011

The longer I don't touch a boob

is directly proportional

to my elo