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I just can't wait to be champ!

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Rexplosive

Senior Member

06-11-2010

I have just finished my latest composition. This piece of art stars Jax, Pantheon, Janna and all the Yordles of LoL.

Here it is, "I just can't wait to be champ!":



Jax: I'm gonna be The Mighty Jax, so enemies beware!

Pantheon: Well I've never seen a champ of champs
Pantheon: With a quite so little "spear"

Jax: I'm gonna be the main event
Jax: Like no champ was before
Jax: I'm brushing up on looking down
Jax: I'm working on my score

Pantheon: Thus far a rather uninspiring thing

Jax: Oh, I just can't wait to be champ!

Jax: No one saying kill this
Pantheon: Now when I said that--
Janna: No one saying be there
Pantheon: What I meant was--
Jax: No one saying gank that
Pantheon: What you don't realize--
Janna & Jax: No one saying see here
Pantheon: Now see here!

Jax: Free to run around all day
Pantheon: That's definitely out--
Jax: Free to do it all my way!

Pantheon: I think it's time that you and I
Pantheon: Arranged a heart-to-strike

Jax: Champs don't need advice
Jax: From little tinmen for a start

Pantheon: If this is where the tourney is headed
Pantheon: Count me out
Pantheon: Out of service, out of Runeterra
Pantheon: I wouldn't hang about

Pantheon: This guy is getting wildly out of wing

Jax: Oh, I just can't wait to be champ!

[Music playing]

Jax: Everybody look top

Jax: Everybody look bot

Jax: Everywhere you look I'm--

Jax: Standing in the spotlight

Pantheon: Not yet

Yordles: Let every fighter go for broke and sing
Yordles: Let's hear it in the camp and on the wing
Yordles: It's gonna be Jax's finest fling

Jax: Oh, I just can't wait to be champ! (Yordles: Oh, he just can't wait to be champ--)
Jax: Oh, I just can't wait to be champ! (Yordles: Oh, he just can't wait to be champ--)
Jax: Oh, I just can't wait... (Yordles: Oh, he just can't wait...--)

Jax: To be champ! (Yordles: To be champ!--)

*Bows*
Thank you for the applause! It's too much, really!


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Saosinner

Senior Member

06-11-2010

Simba did it better.


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Crobot

Senior Member

06-11-2010

You sir, win.


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Voslin

Senior Member

06-11-2010

i didnt get the idea, really


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Xixy

Member

06-11-2010

I hate you for *******izing that song. Seriously, screw you.


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Bronze Cup

Senior Member

06-11-2010

shoulda used singed. "It's gonna be Singed' finest fling!"


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selenvar

Senior Member

06-11-2010

Quote:
Voslin:
i didnt get the idea, really


lion king.


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Ferisar

Senior Member

06-11-2010

Quote:
Crithica:
I hate you for *******izing that song. Seriously, screw you.

Someone's got their pa--

Oh

Hahahahahaha


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Rexplosive

Senior Member

06-11-2010

Quote:
Baofog:
shoulda used singed. "It's gonna be Singed' finest fling!"


I was thinking the exact same thing when I wrote it :P But I figured one line isn't worth the entire thing


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Xixy

Member

06-11-2010

Quote:
Rexplosive:
I was thinking the exact same thing when I wrote it :P But I figured one line isn't worth the entire thing

None of this was worth the entire thing. 'I Just Can't Wait to be King' is an excellent song, yet you try to butcher it with this awful garbage.


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