Character Design Flaws

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Scawy Bear

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09-29-2011

Let's take a look at the champions released after launch.

Poppy - Female, yordle, but not furry like the male yordles of course.

Pantheon - Male, human, *** appeal besides helmet

Gragas - Male, human, obese

Mordekaiser - Male, humanish, entirely encased in armor

Ezreal - Male, human, actual *** appeal

Shen - Male, human, highly obscured

Kennen - Male, yordle, obscured etc.

Garen - Male, human, *** appeal

Akali - Female, human nothing wrong with her(besides being too strong), slightly obscured, *** appeal

Malzahar - Male, humanish, void being, highly obscured, obvious problems

Olaf - Male, human, nothing wrong (besides being a worthless hero)

Kog'maw - Male(?), void thing, obvious problems

Xin Zhao - Male, human, nothing wrong

Vladimir - Male, humanish, nothing actually wrong

Galio - Male, gargoyle

Urgot - Male, reanimated corpse on spider legs, do I have to say more?

Miss Fortune - Female, human, *** appeal

Sona - Female, human, *** appeal

Swain - Male, human (sometimes), obscured, old gimp

Lux - Female, human, nothing wrong, *** appeal

Leblanc - Female, human, nothing wrong, *** appeal

Irelia - Female, human, nothing wrong, *** appeal

Trundle - Male, troll with horrible skin condition.

Cassiopeia - Female, finally a female that is monstrous.

Caitlyn - Female, human, nothing obscuring or wrong, *** appeal.

Renekton - Male, reptile humanoid.

Karma - Female, human, *** appeal, nothing wrong with her.

Maokai - Male, it's a tree.

Jarvan - Male, good job, actually human with nothing wrong with him.

Nocturne - Male, made of shadows, not human.

Lee Sin - Male, actually showing skin but then there's the mask and the hair.

Brand - Male, horribly scarred.

Rumble - Male, Yordle.

Vayne - Female, human, *** appeal.

Orianna - Female, robot, little *** appeal for once.

Yorick - Male, horrendously obscured ugly champion.

Leona - Female, no odd features, human, some *** appeal.

Wu-Kong - Male, but an animal again, furry *** appeal only.

Skarner - Male(?) Scorpion thing, non-humanoid.

Talon - Male, actually human, not much wrong highly obscured though.

Riven - Probably should have been a male since it would have worked better with the theme. But **** sell better I guess.

Xerath - Male, however no longer human and simply a 'ghost'.

Ninetailed **** - Female, could have been an animal like Anivia and still fit with the theme. But again **** sell better. Especially to furries in this case.

So 14 attractive females to one monstrous.
20 of 27 males are either monsters, obscured, or unappealing physically.

I'm not saying it's on purpose. But can we even the balance a bit in the future?


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FreezeBeast

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09-29-2011

Someone is completely missing the point...


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Drakthor

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09-29-2011

Why is this even an issue, are you that sexist that you need to come up with an entire thread devoted to there being less males than females?


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Agrias34

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09-29-2011

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Originally Posted by FreezeBeast View Post
Someone is completely missing the point...
Or maybe you just aren't understanding the point? The point is, not everyone likes looking at huge knockers and wants them up in your face all the time, especially during loading screens.


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Reapexx

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09-29-2011

I'd **** the robotic **** out of Oriana.


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Drakthor

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09-29-2011

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I'd **** the robotic **** out of Oriana.
Is that really necessary?


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Reapexx

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09-29-2011

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Is that really necessary?
Is this?


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JustMyBassCannon

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09-29-2011

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Mordekaiser - Male, humanish, entirely encased in armor
Vladimir - Male, humanish, nothing actually wrong
Maokai - Male, it's a tree.
Nocturne - Male, made of shadows, not human.
Alright, two things. First, are you trying to say that all League's champs need to be fetish material?
Second, I picked these specifically just because I wanted to be a nerd and point out that:
Mordekaiser is not known, neither gender nor species
Vladimir is a human
Trees are technically hermaphrodites
Nocturne is genderless

There were a few others but I stopped myself.


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TheBoxGhost117

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09-29-2011

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I'd **** the robotic **** out of Oriana.
totally honest. i LoLd.


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Agrias34

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09-29-2011

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Alright, two things. First, are you trying to say that all League's champs need to be fetish material?
Second, I picked these specifically just because I wanted to be a nerd and point out that:
Mordekaiser is not known, neither gender nor species
Vladimir is a human
Trees are technically hermaphrodites
Nocturne is genderless

There were a few others but I stopped myself.

Then why do they have male voices?

If they are genderless, they would sound like justin bieber or some butch lesbian of the sort, but they don't.

And are vampires humans? I'm pretty sure they are vampires, not humans. Trees shouldn't be talking to begin with, but hey, its a magical tree, just like frosty the snowman, who also has a male voice, but snow doesn't have a gender now does it?