[OFFICIAL] Who is Jesse Perring?

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Turtlerocket

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08-15-2011

About two weeks ago, I saw a thread posted by a member of our wonderful Trundle community. This thread was said person asking, "Who is Jesse Perring?"
And that was the moment when I realized that there was someone who did not know who Jesse Perring was.
As of this moment, I hereby declare this the official "Who is Jesse Perring" thread.
I'll begin.

When Jesse Perring runs over a shroom, Teemo dies.

Let me tell you a story...
After countless battles fought on the Fields of Justice, Purple Caster Minion eventually got tired of dealing 9001X more damage than the champions. Then Purple Caster Minion heard of a legendary entity, one so powerful that Baron Nashor quaked in his 3 Santa hats in fear. This entity was known only as "Jesse Perring."
So, Purple Caster Minion traveled across the land, searching far and wide, and eventually came across a cave, with a sign that had "Riot HQ" carved into it.
Purple Caster Minion went inside.
And saw madness.
He saw a Morello muttering on and on about "nerfing Irelia more."
He saw a Nyandalee spearing her monitor every 3 seconds, shrieking "spider!"
He saw a Phreak setting up another staged champion spotlight.
He saw a Jozrael who looked like he needed a shower, hot chocolate, and a hug.
He saw many things he did not understand fully.
But then he saw a dark shadowed figure, sitting on a throne high above the chaos.
He knew that this was the famed Jesse Perring.
And so he declared a challenge to the Jesse Perring.
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What happened inside that day at Riot HQ to Purple Caster Minion shall never be known.
All that is known, is that the very next day, Veigar was introduced as the newest champion of the League.


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Mech KhaZix

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08-15-2011

Jesse Perring is everything.

EVERYTHING.


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Stez007

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08-15-2011

Jessie Perring once asked himself, "Who is Jessie Perring?"

Then the Big Bang.


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Dark APB

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08-15-2011

OMG. veigar is a purple cater minion? Mind=blown


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PrincessLunestia

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08-15-2011

I heard he can speak Braille in Chinese.


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Turtlerocket

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08-15-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dark APB View Post
OMG. veigar is a purple cater minion? Mind=blown
I am evil!
Stop laughing!


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Kadzin

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08-15-2011

He is a god among gods.


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FelixIsaac

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08-15-2011

He is you.
There is a little bit of Jesse Perring in everyone.


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Skytop

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08-15-2011

He is the reason you exist and the reason you will cease to exist.


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ƒ Shepherd Book

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08-15-2011

The OP needs more upvotes!


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