Urf Memorial Contest

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KlRA

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Senior Member

04-01-2010

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Originally Posted by Pendragon View Post
As many entries as you want.
I love you guys.


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guska

Junior Member

04-01-2010

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Originally Posted by rodger View Post
urf haiku:

Our cute manatee
you'll never be forgotten
warrick you're a fg.
rofl :d


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HevyD

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Adjudicator

04-01-2010

Urf was a good bowler, and a good manatee. He was one of us.

He was a manatee who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young menatee of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young menatee at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Urf. Urf, who loved bowling.

And so, Theodore Urf Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.


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youlittw

Junior Member

04-01-2010

God bless Urf, the manatee brutally slaughtered before I could buy him but alas the minon of evil the godforsaken wolfman kill Urf and is now wearing him like a T-shirt he will probably get board of in an hour so in conclusion this is all I have to say as my final words to Urf
live long and prosper my best friend ever Urf, the world's best manatee!!!


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Buckshot

Senior Member

04-01-2010

Haiku:
We hardly knew Urf
His /joke, his /taunt; forever lost
Urf touched all our lives


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Azereus

Recruiter

04-01-2010

Deeply moved by Urf's untimely demise, I wrote a poem.

We laughed, together
Under a sun too bright
To be true.
Under a darker sun
I wept.

But goodbye
Is merely a promise
To meet once again.

Until next time, Urf.
Forget, we shall not.


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Annalise

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Junior Member

04-01-2010

I remember his shining spatula
and the size of this catch was a
grand winning prize to ya
It was more than just a fish
something you'd only get from a wish
I thank god that the catch wasn't a miss

I remember the gun attached to his back
almost scared me to a heart attack
not only the fact that he was big and fat
but there was a picture of him on my treasure map
he was all over my mind like a fitted cap
I felt like a champ like i found Jeters home-run bat

I remember the still clear water sea
and the chilly spring breeze
that day I found only what was seen by me
It was something no one's seen on earth
a spatula and a gun it held since birth
so I named this manatee Urf


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Ogaflow

Senior Member

04-01-2010

The only thing that can be said about Urf the Manatee is simply this......

ACED!
Warwick has scored an ace!

This is all riots fault mind you.... Had they only given Urf the Revive spell and maybe the Heal spell he MIGHT have been able to defend himself against an opponent such as Warwick.......

Finally I leave this song in strong memory of the life of a sea cow that wanted to become a hero....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXm1ICO8Nec


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Selenar

Junior Member

04-01-2010

The Mourning Haiku for Urf...

Manatee of Glee
The big blue watery road
Along came Warwick

-Selenar


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Ravendwell

Junior Member

04-01-2010

I like burritos.

Did I win yet?