Urf Memorial Contest

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SaintPatron

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04-01-2010

**** already taken by someone ^^ bah nevermind


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Mr Todd

Junior Member

04-01-2010

Greatest in the waters
King of the sands
Should have kept
In the depths
And never strayed on land

His Hunter's Call did find you
And before you flopped away
His sharpened claws must bite you
And leave you in this way

Oh Manatee!
The Humanity!
Your spatula did point us right!
Now we'll all think of naught tonight
but catching that filthy dog...
And drowning him in Gangplank's grog!

=O

M.T


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Salivation

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04-01-2010

Urf, The Passing

Today passed the greatest of manatees,
Bringing all of us Rioterz,
To our knees.
As quick as the ghost of Christmas past,
Warwick came,
And tore off his ass.
Fish and spatula were thrown away,
As warwick made an Urf fillet.

Urf's idol was surely Jax,
But after Warwick,
It was clear he lacks,
The true power to a be a great champ,
And so we'll never see him on our maps.

Surely Urf has seen better days,
And it's sad and disturbing that he went this way.
But we can all be sure he's in a better place,
With rips and shreds covering his face.
Though scars will make chicks happy,
Warwick still screams "Who's your daddy!?"

It is true that the spirit goes on,
But even better is Warwick's new blubber thong.
And now Warwick comes to the league,
In a new skin made of a beast of the sea.
And though it may seem slightly comical,
Watching such a mighty beast fall.
Know that Urf was brought to drop bombs on us all.

With OP moves he'd come like a wave,
To crush and destroy our beautiful days.
He had high hopes and dreams set high,
Why Urf? Why did you have to die?
And then the answer comes as to why,
Warwick was a better swimmer... That's why.

We shall never forget the passing of Urf.
As we slaughter warwick on our turf.
We'll take back his skin and lay him to rest,
To show that poor Urf was simply the best.
Never forget the passing of this beast.
The best manatee you'll ever meet.

Raise your spatula!
Raise your Fish!
Show that Urf was more than a Warwick dish!
Grab your mini-gun!
Make Warwick run!
Send in the waves!
Bring the might of the sea!
Prove to the world,
That Urf... Was more than just a manatee.


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Keelo

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04-01-2010

Urf was a brave warrior, a prepared warrior, a warrior before his time. Some were unprepared, afraid, Warwick was afraid of what might happen if Urf was prepared for his attacks, so he snuck up an our unsuspecting friend nay family member an slayed him before Urf ever had a chance to do battle with his hero Jax. We should all look towards Urf for inspiration in his time of passing. He was a god among men with one goal in life, to do battle with his hero. If we look within ourselves we all know there is that one hero that when we see them a warriors rage fills us and we are required to do battle with them. Let us not mourn Urf on this day of his passing, let us rejoice in his memory and the legend that lives on in our minds and our hearts (an for those with 50RP on our Warwicks) in this LEAGUE OF LEGENDS


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Lambuck1

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04-01-2010

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goldemerald

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04-01-2010

I will never forget that day, the most horrific day of my life. I pray every day for his soul, but I know it will be to no avail.

Let me start from the beginning. My whole life I have studied the power of the cosmos. I knew there lied the most power, the power to create world peace, the power to save my people, the power to stop the Noxus.

Warwick, Warwick of The Noxus, he caused untold suffering and death amongst my people. My anger and hatred welled within me and I cursed the man to become a beast. Though I lost much of my power, I know he cannot cause the same harm to the rest of the world.

Urf, Urf the manatee. Little was known about the true origins of Urf. His terrible father, never approved of him, never cared for him, never had I seen such determination. Urf could make his father and his people proud if he could just prove he was a fighter, a true champion. But on his way to the League of Legends, he was stripped of his money and food and water.

That's when I found him

I had to take care of him.

I spent days by his side, tending to his needs, nurturing him, restoring his power. He was so eager to help, he heard my story and was dedicated to helping me. He knew we needed each other. So did I.

I knew I shouldn't have become so attached.

During a fierce battle between me and Warwick, Urf knew I needed his help. But knowing Warwick would destroy that which I cared for most, he would surely be attacked.

I was hit.

Urf was determined to save me. Though weak, he knew when we won, I would be grateful and he could finally return home as a champion.

I didn't know he was there.

When I saw Warwick traveling with that, that so-called man "singed". I summoned all my might to hit them with a devastating Starcall.

That's when I heard the thud.

Urf was laying on the ground, I knew I had to save him. I ran to him. He looked me in the eyes and said, "I've always loved you." His gaze faded.

I had to bring him back. With my last bit of energy I channeled my most powerful spell to bring him back, but before I could blitzcrank pulled me out of the fray.

Words cannot describe my emotions.

I stood there and watched my true love be torn, mutilated, dismembered.

My tears began to flow, No one could consolidate my heartbreak, my loneliness, my feeling of guilt. It was my fault, mine alone. Why did I have to hate him. Why did I have to love him. All my memories of caring for him returned and my body nearly collapsed. Nothing in all the cosmos could stop this depression.

I saw Warwick and his mad look.
He turned to me and smiled.
Singed laughed.
I screamed.

He put on the body of my love.
I fainted.

When I awoke, I felt all alone, I was hoping it was all a dream. Waiting for him to come through the door, jolly with his spatula and a joke. But not this time. Now whenever I see that wrecked man, I cannot help but think of Urf, and my tears return.

I miss you...


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Joonas

Junior Member

04-01-2010

In remembrance of Urf, the cow of the seven seas.


URF!
Ye cow of ye seas!
Majestic like a whale with a minigun!
Strong, like a wave hitting the cliffs.
Eternally in out minds.

URF!
You were taken too soon.
You were ripped from us with brute force.
You! The one with the minigun.

Oh Urf.
You shall be mourned forevermore.
In our hearts you will remain.
And we shall remember you each time we see the sea,
or whenever we spot Warwick running around, carrying your hide on his shoulder.
That *******.


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Lynixx

Member

04-01-2010

urf


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Booger

Junior Member

04-01-2010

Urf, the magic manatee
Lived in the sea
And froliced in the Summoner's Rift
Looking for ganks and fishies

Little Annie and Tibbers
Loved that fatass, Urf
And brought him armor and weaponry
And other magic stuff

But a manatee doesn't live forever
And when he was fully grown
He went in search of a golem
But found a wolf who began to pwn.

Oh, Warwick you wicked *******
Had slain that fatass, Urf.
Then Warwick found on the next release
His abilties would then be nerfed.


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SexualMeguca

Junior Member

04-01-2010

urf i love you you shall be missed dearly i want to talk to your family in some way because if you were still alive my dear manatee i will have hired you with RP or IP it doesnt matter urfy the point is i miss you T-T and for the entire urf 3 weeks i shall use the urf skin in your honor and keep you in my heart always I LOVE YOU URF AND I CRY FOR YOU LOSING YOUR LIFE AT A YOUNG AGE YOU JUST WANTED TO BE LIKE JAx AND I...OMG T-T i will always love you and even riot respects you by showing that im wearing the skin in loading screen before the encounter in battle LOVE YOU URF