Healthiness [Only for the luls]

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Danny Panduh

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07-18-2010

Note: This is not a REAL guide. This is meant for purely laughs and giggles.

Greetings Professionals,

Have you ever got bored of winning game after game? Ever wanted to just sit back and have a couple laughs at other people's expense? This would be the perfect guide for you.

Beginning Items: x13 Health Potions (Note: Do not use these please.)
Early Game Build: Health Potions
Late Game Build: Health Potions x54 Health Potions

Now if you are dying due to the lack of items come up with excuses. If they notice you are stacking Health Potions ask them if they would like to buy some from you. They will be upset and/or furious because they can't trade and enjoy the goodness of Health Potions. You may want to visit the Dragon a couple of times to invite some enemies over for some casual conversation. They might turn angry and attack you because you cannot give them Health Potions because they are bad and evil. Upon entering the twenty five minute mark simply type /surrender, even if you team is winning. Some might have a sense of humor and some might not. Migitate aggro accordingly. After the game, if they have not tab-viewed your inventory they will see that you are the Potion Master and will give your proper kudos.


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Ominous Bob

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07-18-2010

weak.


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Pathard

Senior Member

07-18-2010

Epic guide, I'll have to try this. [lul]