Best Tribunal Quotes Collection.

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MakJuice

Senior Member

12-05-2012

Kassadin [00:20:54] Why do you have to ruin games?
Sona [00:21:27] the same reason Sandy is ruining NY
Sona [00:21:30] God's will
Sona [00:21:33] you can't fight that

Literally made me lol


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Harry Balsak

Senior Member

12-07-2012

Vayne [00:38:16] this leona has more skill in her left *** than all of you combined


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Harry Balsak

Senior Member

12-07-2012

Xin Zhao [00:27:14] Stop snacking on paint chips and pay attention please


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BillyTheAttorney

Senior Member

12-07-2012

This whole thing was a gem.

Assisting Enemy Team
Reported by: Ally

"started with 4 ap built fon and chalice, ended with 4 ap.
is that a new meta build for heimer? NO."

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Intro: Positive outlook.

Jayce [00:01:29] heimer does a lot of dmg
Jayce [00:01:33] we all do

Lane phase: Could have gone better.

Evelynn [00:05:55] omw mid
Evelynn [00:06:09] lol
Heimerdinger [00:06:17] soz
Vayne [00:06:30] ow
Jayce [00:06:55] bleh
Jayce [00:07:00] karth ult down i think tho
Evelynn [00:07:44] heim come leash blue
Evelynn [00:08:02] hit it and run

Mid game - Heimer not doing so well.

Evelynn [00:09:26] you fed him
Vayne [All] [00:09:33] Not bad
Evelynn [00:09:36] its a miracle I can still kill him

Graves [00:12:42] why is he fucing fed
Evelynn [00:12:46] karth?
Evelynn [00:12:48] ask heimer
Vayne [00:13:20] FAWK
Heimerdinger [00:13:21] look i died few times my bad but why pick eve as a jungle noob.

Uh oh, now things get serious. Heimer needs to step up his game. Show us how to come back.

Graves [00:19:01] no tank
Graves [00:19:04] is big problem
Vayne [00:19:07] Jayce
Vayne [00:19:09] be tanky
Jayce [00:19:14] yer going tanky now

Heimer hears the call!

Evelynn [00:21:01] dat tank heimer...

Evelynn [00:24:07] check out our heimer
Graves [00:24:15] ignore him
Vayne [00:24:15] just one last
Evelynn [00:24:18] more MR then ap
Graves [00:24:19] just report after the game
Evelynn [00:24:30] 4 ap!!!
Heimerdinger [00:24:34] what u die more than me c***

Now things are getting snippy. They've held back the wave of Karthus until now. Now when the Karthus ults come in, things look grim.

Evelynn [00:27:01] HEIMER
Evelynn [00:27:03] DEF!!!!!
Graves [00:27:07] heimer
Evelynn [00:27:07] YOU ****ING PIECE OF ****
Evelynn [00:27:13] USE THAT 4 AP YOU HAVE

Go Heimer go!

Evelynn [All] [00:27:43] Op tank heimer build: Magic pen boots, chalice of harmony, and force of nature, guaranteed to have 4 ap at the 28th minute
Graves [00:27:52] omg
Evelynn [00:28:42] 30 minutes have passed
Evelynn [00:28:43] mid has 4 ap

And of course, finally, the pensive stage of the game

velynn [00:31:36] lol
Evelynn [00:31:40] heimer stands near a dead karth
Evelynn [00:31:43] and looks at him
Graves [00:31:44] hue
Evelynn [00:31:45] and almost dies


Hysterical stuff. This is why I read all the cases. I would have missed this had I just judged the first two.


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GG Best Swain NA

Junior Member

12-07-2012

"this jax couldnt snowball if he fell off everest...." golden.


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GG Best Swain NA

Junior Member

12-07-2012

"this jax couldnt snowball if he fell off everest...." golden quote by a raging player


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MakJuice

Senior Member

12-07-2012

"dude i dont even give a sh*t right now, im watching doctor who"


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MakJuice

Senior Member

12-07-2012

"My brand dont need no introduction, your brand? Dont even function"


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OhBoyItsaMegaman

Senior Member

12-07-2012

Sion [All] [00:15:07] ok i get it bro u have no life u understand this game like a god wtf ever go get laid bro
Darius [All] [00:15:22] i have a gf, ive gotten laid 2 times
Sion [All] [00:15:33] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO2 whole times wow
Sion [All] [00:15:39] bahahaha
Darius [All] [00:16:02] and ive only been dating for 2 weeks


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Lady Vitalani

Junior Member

12-07-2012

Lee Sin [00:36:00] they have 2 initiates we have 0, we have 2 adc and our blitz couldn't grab rosie odonalds a**

They were busy raging at each other because they were losing 5v4. The unexpectedness of that statement just made it that much more amusing. XD