Funniest one liners you have heard

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Demonheim

Senior Member

06-16-2011

"stop feeding noob 0mfg"
me : im 7/0 in 10 mins noob ill feed on your face
"your still feeding stfu kser b*tch"
me : i have 0 assists.
"my score is still better"
me : you call 0/12 better? are you on drugs?
"i think you mean drungs"
me : no sorry I know how to spell.

all goes silent.


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Duriel

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Senior Member

06-16-2011

Me: GET THAT GOAT *****
Friend: Is she a rare breed?
Me: A rare incest one, yeah.


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ry2k00

Senior Member

06-16-2011

just trying to bump..


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SteelerKing

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Senior Member

06-16-2011

Mundo tower dives me at lvl1 and dies.
His fellow teammate after that responds
"noob mundo didn't use his ult"


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WhyNotDB

Senior Member

06-16-2011

when i play mumu/blitz/alistar, in the beginning of the game when i face check bushes i like to stop in front of them and dance first

makes it twice as funny when ppl freak out and use their abilities on me, and then proceed to get raped by my carry lol


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Gallant Spike

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Senior Member

06-16-2011

Me: I'm going mid Panth
Panth: Get out of mid now or I will feed
Panth: You have 2 seconds to know your place
Me: Go bottom please
Panth: Have it your way

After which he proceeded to turret dive and go 0/24/1


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poopiemonster

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06-16-2011

My team was playing against a 5 teleport team that had shen and tf. I was going bot with our jarvan and i said "this is going to be really annoying", to which he responded "you have nothing to worry about baby, you're with the jarman". When the entire enemy team teleported bot to kill us (I was low health), jarvan caught all 5 of them in his ult, we killed 2 and got away. He said "you see baby? nothing will happen to you as long as the jarman is with you" and he proceeded to carry the game


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Ghosty Ghost

Senior Member

06-20-2011

You should notice when people say "THEN I SAID" before their own one liners they usually suck.


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babyqtpie

Member

06-20-2011

lol


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TheLostSamurai7

Junior Member

06-24-2011

Played with a group of drunk guys one night. The rumble was alright, but the brand was hilarious.
examples:
i sp drunl!
I SOLO BARPN! (He proceeds to run up to baron at level 12 and die)
Also, the level 5 sivir who thought he could solo the entire max level team.... XD