Funniest one liners you have heard

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Wolfdogg

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06-14-2011

A game that my whole team had a skin and the enemy team had none. When the game starts:

Me: IT'S SHIRTS VS. SKINS!

enemy Akali: LOL

Me: Shut up and take off your shirt


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ZamielTheHunter

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06-14-2011

Epic thread gets the bump.


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Swerto

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06-14-2011

I get a penta kill with Annie on Baron.

Instantly they surrender because they know I'm about to push BY MYSELF and win the game.

'PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF Dat Tibbers'


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EvL Synister

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06-14-2011

I think my favorite was by a karthas right as he hit his ulti

"THE RAPTURE HAS ARRIVED"

killed 4 of the 5 on my team. I lol'ed


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Ark Angel HFB

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06-14-2011

So it was me as Soraka and my lane mate Shen rocking this blitz top lane and he has maybe 300 health left

Nunu ganks at like 400 health and we kill him in like two seconds... bu not before blitz ult topowerfist me and I die.

about this time creep aggro pops his passive and shen thinking he can't kill him due to the shield, and his passive being down so he tries ult bot lane to get away.

Blitz Rocket Grabs him just as his ult goes throw and as he is Flying back across the map I type. "It's a Bird!"

Before I can type my next line, bot types. "It's a Plane."

Shen lands shadow dashes, shields, Qs, hit with his passive, kills blitz with help from creeps and types in all chat. "IT SUPER SHEN!!!"

I couldn't stop laughing... was the best thing I had ever seen typed in a game... ever...


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BlitzDrank

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06-14-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by ITS PrinnyDood View Post
From a Lee Sin player...

"I MUST APPEASE THE TURRET GODS!"

He ran out to mid, died at Mid Turret. He uses Revive, runs back out, dies JUST as the enemy ryze gets there.

Ryze: "lol, this match is going to be easy mode."

Lee Sin goes 18-1-13 and they surrendered 27 minutes in.
Wait... You failed math good sir.


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Hiicantpk

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06-14-2011

When playing Swain, you kill someone all you here is "You have Swained an enemy"


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NekuDash

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06-14-2011

"omg y u no shot out vayne mama new?"
I seriously had no idea what the person was asking. There was no Vayne in that match...so I just sat there and watched him get ganked by Jax, Tryn and TF.
He fed and KS'd me a lot anyway, he got what he deserved
>.>


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BlackoutGR

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06-14-2011

I ulti eve as panth. She vanishes. I random HSS and i kill her.

Eve: WTF IS THIS ???
Panth: THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAA


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fr0d

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06-14-2011

Very fed olaf was constantly throwing his axes at a blitz under his turret typing "PICK MEE!!!" in all chat