Funniest one liners you have heard

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Of Mice and Men

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06-13-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by HumpMahRump View Post
"Hey did you hear that they caught Osama? Good thing too. He already got two tower kills."
Oh god...I pee'd.


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Lanxion

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06-13-2011

There was an AP alistair on my team the other day just rocking kids. He was something like 6-0 before he died. He proceeded to say "You guys just raised the steaks". I died laughing. All game he made cow related puns. Best game ever


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Kiba Kitsune

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06-13-2011

Adding this to the list of things that go 'Bump' in the night!


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EdgarAllanProse

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06-13-2011

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Originally Posted by Condatis View Post
"DON'T WORRY GUYS! MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH."

-Random Nasus Player before running into a 1v5.


ACED!

Wow, he wiped all five of them? :winkyface:


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Dssi

Senior Member

06-13-2011

a friend of mine was super drunk and was playing annie forever ago in mid, he burped said "i got dis" later we found out he passed out mid sentence, and proceeded to get firstblood as annie, passed out, and then afked the rest of the game.


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ZamielVanWeber

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06-13-2011

I was playing Gragas, as well there being one on the enemy team, and we both stop partway through a teamfight to refresh out drinking buffs at the same time.

His line: "I'll drink to that!"


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ldqpbl

Senior Member

06-13-2011

'Why doesn't this Cho ever scream? He must think we're playing in a library'


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FrozenLeprechaun

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06-13-2011

*During Leesin Roundhouse Kick* "HADOKEN!" On voip chat


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OniSMBZ

Junior Member

06-13-2011

Go home Jarvan I got this.


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a lepton

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06-13-2011

I was playing with a Garen with the two of us defending mid tower after our team dies and it was about to die, so I said, "Garen, let em have it". I thought it was clear that I meant let them take the turret... He read it as "LET EM HAVE IT MAN, GOOOOO"

He instantly runs headlong into the 4 enemies pushing our turret.

Funny part is we killed two of them. I was laughing so hard