Funniest one liners you have heard

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Goth Skunk

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06-07-2011

"STOP! Heimer time!"


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CTHDRL

Senior Member

06-07-2011

Fiddle had "CAWCAWCAW" Macro'd, and everytime he ganked he would macro it before ulting.

Then this Garen was pilling with like ~100HP. Fiddle macro'd and as Fiddle was channeling Garen typed "...****"

'AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN"


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Mi Goi

Senior Member

06-07-2011

Singed : "TAG! You're it." *kills me*

2 minutes later...

Me : "TAG! You're it. *kills Singed*

Singe : "Dude, wtf, no tag backs."

I might have been playing with the same Singed as Holmez :P


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YetiPrincessx3

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06-07-2011

Runners get nothing


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Severla

Senior Member

06-07-2011

*Enemy MF gets a kill by bouncing a Double Up off a minion onto a champ*

MF: I'm a friggen surgeon with these guns!

*Ally Gangplank rushes out, Parrleys enemy MF. She has 3/4 hp and dies outright from the one shot.*

MF: " :| and about as armored as one, too."


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MrPinoy

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06-07-2011

after getting an ace on the enemy team in a 4 v 5, our galio slowly floats by

"What i miss?"


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Spedwhal

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06-08-2011

On the night Bin Laden died my friend was playing Ryze with the Uncle Ryze skin and at the start of each match he would go /all AMERICA MOTHER****ERS!! and anytime someone would respond to him saying america sucks he would focus them the whole match and only kill them. After he would kill them he'd stand over their bodies and go /all AMERICA **** YEAH! RESPECT THE RED WHITE AND BLUE!


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Delicious Donut

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06-08-2011

Do you like my sailor gangplank skin? It was on sail.


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SlaughterHaus5

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06-08-2011

Probably my favorite (clean) trash talking line, which I first heard from a fellow teammate who used it on me. My score was, let's say, 0/6.

Teammate: "Hey Slaughter, you friends with Owen?"
Me: "...? Owen who?"
Teammate: "Owen Six."

Smoked.


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Furt fantastic

Senior Member

06-08-2011

Well.... Not sure if this counts, but,

Lee Sin (After constantly dieing): HELP ME I CAN'T SEEEE!!!!