Funniest one liners you have heard

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collute

Senior Member

06-01-2011

found enemy doing dragon.
I was usng annie so me and my team engaged on them.
After killing like 2 of the enemy team with my tibbers, i had like 100 hp left so i went deep into the dragon den hiding in there while my mates and me controlling tibbers chased them away from the dragon entrance.
So i was happily controlling tibbers like a pro and even managed to kill one more,tibbers suddenly disappeared and i was slain.
What actually happened was tibbers got out of leash range and went beside me, burned the dragon with it's aoe,got dragon aggro and get me killed.
Then one of my mates said " looks like pedobear caught on to you"


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Sounga

Senior Member

06-01-2011

Quote in ranked

"im so angry I could beat a kitten with a sack of puppies"

Who did I quote? Sounga, ME.


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KRiSP

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Senior Member

06-01-2011

"brb my cat's on fire"


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ProblematicTroll

Senior Member

06-01-2011

Bump and I'm out for the night.


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Kresterz

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06-01-2011

Afker, before he afk'd he got a double kill then died cuz he wasn't moving

comes back and says

sry fell asleep on my keyboard


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Kerenos

Senior Member

06-01-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by P1ll0wT1m3 View Post
Our trynd, who had Highlander skin, went up against Master Yi in the jungle. Yi kills him, and yells in all chat; "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"

Our Karthus then ults him to add in the lightning effect.
+1 couldn't stop laughing!


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aznrocker92

Junior Member

06-04-2011

hump de bump


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xAzNxRicEx

Senior Member

06-04-2011

Ashe: "You suck birdman!"
Swain: "Thats lil' wayne to you!"


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Ryadic

Senior Member

06-04-2011

I wasn't in this game, but my friends told me about it.

Someone kept trying to kill Tryndamere during his ult. But kept dying. He wouldn't give it up. He'd eventually come toe to toe with Tryndamere and when Tryndamere came close to dying, he would ult, prolonging his possible death while the other player (couldn't remember their champion) tried to kill him and eventually died because he didn't run.

When questioned by my friends (his teammates) as to why he kept doing this knowing full well what Tryndamere's ultimate does (even though this was around level 10 - 15 summoner levels) his response was, "I thought I could outsmart time." So instead of waiting for Tryndamere's ult to wear off, he thought he could just outsmart it into speeding up, causing his ult to last shorter. Surely he was trolling, but doesn't make it any less hilarious.


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BoiLoL

Senior Member

06-04-2011

Teemo: You activated my trap card.