Funniest one liners you have heard

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Acute Syphilis

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05-31-2011

"Hey baby, did you know the twisted tree line was named after my d***"

Epic Win.


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Billy

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05-31-2011

Enemy team was fighting after game....pretty original insults were exchanged:

"You don't deserve to poo"


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bodommaster

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05-31-2011

After several arguments with our Eve on team, we aced the enemy. She said:

"Did you guys see how fast they went down when we play strategically?"
Me: No I'm blind. (Was playing Lee sin)
Eve: Sucks

Oh this one wins too:
BRB cement mixer fell on my dad.


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armads12

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05-31-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Shas Okar View Post
Me (Garen), a Malphite and a Morde were all standing in the patch of bush, near mid on the dragon side of the river. Waiting to gank. No real reason for being there. We all have Sunfires BTW. Waiting, waiting, waiting.....

"An enemy has been slain!"

Enemy Teemo: **** you guys.
Why did that make me laugh so hard?


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ParaDoxDox

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05-31-2011

Me: Lux ima report you for just walking around base watching the game...
Lux: sorry my car fell out of my 5 story apartment...
Lux:Cat*
Me: I will let the tribunal decide your fate!


Edit: read all 73 pages EPIC WIN!


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Kursta

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05-31-2011

while carrying the game as alistair

YOU FELL DOWN
THE ALISTAIRS


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ElmarinHero

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05-31-2011

Not exactly a one liner but funny as hell, from a friend of mine during champ select:
I"M NAKED AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FIRE


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HKG G0LD

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05-31-2011

late night game around 11pm central my time
every time i have a game around this time someone always says
"can we surrender i got work in the morning?"


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Pryotra

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05-31-2011

Bd'ing as Shaco.
5 man ganksquad arives as tower falls.
I run into their forest.
Team sees where I am headed and group up in a bush
still being chased by 5 man team of doom
run into bush
Enemy carry facechecks bush.
Enemy carry evaporates instantly.
Enemy team stops and backs off a bit.
Me "Problem, officer?"

Another I have heard was this Cho. We were losing as our anivia fed theirs a thanksgiving dinner at mid. Our bot cho had 5 stacks and was rushing to help bot from a gank after b'ing. gets their JUST as enemy anivia escapes through the forest at low HP after being egged under the tower. Now, everyone else that was their decided it was best to let her escape, BUT NOT FULL HP TANK CHO! He charges into the forest after her, Yelling in all chat "FOR THE HORDE!!!!" immediately after he enters he is walled in, and tanks the full brunt of aniva's combo + Ryzes combo, then waddles up to anivia an feasts her to death.
All my team in all chat: HOLY SH*T!!!
Anivia:>=(
Ryze soiled himself, then performed his combo again as the CD ended. Cho died.
Cho then proceeded to carry that game by becoming unkillable, gaining 20 stacks of leviathian's, and just ignoring any damage dealt to him. He built 1 AP item, abyssal septer "for the MR and aura". his other Armors included Thournmail, Sunfire's, and FoN. His boots were Merc treds.


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Manmadeking

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05-31-2011

Blitz grabs a lux and knocks her up, Xin (me) knocks lux up again right after. Lux dies.

My entire team types in all chat "WOMBO COMBO" and pretty much transcribes the entire video into all chat. The enemy team didn't get it.