Funniest one liners you have heard

First Riot Post
Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Zine

Senior Member

04-23-2011

"nice mia"
"nice map awareness"
"stfu you're bad"


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Kirethorn

Senior Member

04-23-2011

My first death after scoring first blood and another few assists.

Mundo: "Stop feed noob"


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

DN StormSS

Senior Member

04-23-2011

"Jesus guide my cleavers" Mundo.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Neofederalist

Senior Member

04-23-2011

Yi on our team: I got mid.

My friend I'm queuing with: Oh. Good luck.

Yi: I don't need that ****.

*Yi proceeds to dominate mid*


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Kirethorn

Senior Member

04-23-2011

Nidalee on my team with 100% spear hit rating.
"Someone should tell the other team there's no catcher in the Javelin event. "


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Insanityfair

Senior Member

04-23-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Muffinstien View Post
Brb, cat's on fire.
Holy ****balls I say that all the time ;o

(At lvl 1)

Teammate: WTFS Spell vamp

Other teammate: It's a... it's a BURGER


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Myrkr Lokidottir

This user has referred a friend to League of Legends, click for more information

Senior Member

04-23-2011

Our Jax gets into our enemy's base. Their Rammus has the King Rammus skin, and their Evelynn had the Tango Evelynn skin. Jax kills Rammus, and goes towards their nexus where the two nexus towers are still. Evelynn's standing between them, and she goes,

"Thank you, Mario, but our Princess is in another castle."

He goes, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and runs at the nexus towers, proceeding to die by them.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

TheUndeadFish

This user has referred a friend to League of Legends, click for more information

Senior Member

04-23-2011

a dude got ganked again in a game and said "why ya keep gankin me ni gga?" (stupid censors ruining the funny)

the guy that ganked him didn't miss a beat and responded "I heard you had the watermelon"


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

TheIronFist

Senior Member

04-23-2011

A guy with ups in his name duo'd with someone. I said "if you are ups then he must be downs"


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Necrosis627

Senior Member

04-23-2011

i will really feeding i swear god