Funniest one liners you have heard

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inShane

Senior Member

05-25-2011

Vayne (dead): "No mia? noobs"

Me: "Ryze Bot is *your* laning buddy."

(Vayne took mid, the bots hadn't entered "ganking" mode yet)


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Linkan

Member

05-25-2011

Crazy fed Pantheon Jumps into teamfight and proceeds to get a quadra

As he lands he says in all chat "POMPEII MOTHER.FKER"


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Reech

Senior Member

05-25-2011

On the day Cottontail Teemo came out, I was playing Anivia and the teemo on my team had the skin and he was putting down shrooms/eggs, I shouted "****ing teemo stole my eggs!" laughs were had


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LaurieDragon

Junior Member

05-25-2011

"that first blood was messier then my little sisters"


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Kurono

Senior Member

05-25-2011

Hold on I got mana get back.


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Logmore

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Senior Member

05-25-2011

Was doing some tribunal, one particular guy couldn't spell.

"KIL BLOTZCORNK"

Its my nickname for Blitz now


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PERL ONLY SUPP

Senior Member

05-25-2011

Enemie: You are so dwaeweweawqqrqwqeqwdfdfdddfffffff
"An enemie has been slain"
Enemie: Freaking chat -.-'


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Lurking

Senior Member

05-25-2011

After getting ace and while destroying nexus

"My hands are f**king COVERED in placenta"


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Thunderized

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Senior Member

05-25-2011

Ashe: "Nice addon. How much you pay for it?"


Talking about my javelin tosses as Nidalee.


There's a reason I get CV


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Booterang

Senior Member

05-25-2011

*One shotting a twitch using a pink ward in my lane as he came behind me to gank me. (was Annie)
"Hey guys, It, looks like
*puts on sunglasses*
I made him my Twitch.