Funniest one liners you have heard

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Principality

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05-24-2011

Played with a Annie today, he was getting ganked and chased by a Warwick who decided to dive him, he had her stun (he didn't know Annie can stun), he shot a skill, let the tower kill him and proceeded to say in all chat

"ahahahaha mother ****** u just dere stand and no chase me? ajajajaja moter nub"

He was serious.


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Teldara

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05-24-2011

Hold on guys. I have to AFK. My cat jumped into my hot oven.


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viledemon19

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05-24-2011

screw you bennie


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Vivid

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05-24-2011

"He just kept dying as if he was another minion"


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84lemmings

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05-24-2011

Swain: Annie you know you have a stun right?
Annie: You know minions give gold right?

(Swain had 15 minion kills 25 minutes in)


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Maxiroth

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05-24-2011

Enemy to my brother: "I raped your mother last night."
My brother: "Good, now you have Aids."


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Enelysion

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05-24-2011

We playing a premade against a premade one time, and we were getting our collective ******* kicked. Pretty much while they were knocking our nexus down, their ezreal does /all "WE COME TO COLLECT TAX." My entire skype group loses it. It was an okay loss.


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darkjak

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05-24-2011

Eve hides in bush

Enemy: "Hi Eve"

Eve: "Have we met? I can't imagine you paying me enough to work with that"

Enemy was Brand


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Farlanz

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05-24-2011

Teammate: I can't see Lee Sin, he's MIA.
Me: Don't worry, Lee Sin can't see you either, so it's not a big deal.


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Zelax2

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05-24-2011

After killing a tf mid as ez

Tf : Oh I see now , you are a forever alone .