Funniest one liners you have heard

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Slumber Jack

Player Behavior Specialist

05-24-2011

I once played a 3v3 game as Garen, Jarvan, and Xin. At the start of the match, and from there on out every kill we got, we would spam

/all DEMACIAAAAAAA


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Kadzin

Senior Member

05-24-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by RiotNick View Post
"So I guess skill isn't a prerequisite for employment at Riot..."
Is that what players tell you after they play with you?

OUCH SICK BURN! :P


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gtm1260

Senior Member

05-24-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Kohtalo View Post
"I didn't think you could play League of Legends on a Lite-Brite."

This was after it took nearly 10 minutes for an enemy trynd to load.
Haha this happened to me once and the lux said : BRB, gotta go shave the beard i just grew while loading XD


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Angrytemplar

Junior Member

05-24-2011

It was mothers day, and I was playing jungle rammus, and i got invaded by their xin zhao. I was in a premade, and my friends got the xin zhao soon afterwards. I said "take that you son of a *****", the xin replied "On mother's day, really?"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL


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Twigod

Senior Member

05-24-2011

"Praise be Mundo"


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DreameR7g

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Senior Member

05-24-2011

I disconnect due to a random blue screen. I get back into the game and I'm playing Yi at this point, fairly fed. I come back and they are piling into our base.

*Triple Kill!*

Nightcrawler79: "Yi's back!"

Enemy Team: "... We know."


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Backdoor Brian

Senior Member

05-24-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by thehuzzahifier View Post
20 minutes into the game, and we're winning.

Our Morde, with an unintelligible name in another language, starts pingspamming the nexus.

Morde: PROTECT THE CASTTLE
Almost smirked.


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Myslead

Senior Member

05-24-2011

troll : wow trinity force on maokai ? so bad
me : testing out the chu build

troll : he's a terrible player


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Trylobyte

Senior Member

05-24-2011

Playing a game as Nunu, bought Morello's Evil Tome midgame for cooldown reduction so I could spam more ice-balls. Was making jokes with teammates about how it was evil because it contained listings of all past, present, and future nerfs. Things get serious with three enemy champs pushing mid. I Teleport to the tower to help.

*begin teleport*
/all "HERE COMES THE NERF BAT!"
*Absolute Zero*
"Triple Kill!"

The enemy team had no idea what the hell I was talking about. My team laughed so hard they forgot to push.


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Fresh Guavas

Senior Member

05-24-2011

Enemy: "If life gives you melons, you might be dsylxeic"
Teammate: "r u stupid u spelt dislexic wrong"