Funniest one liners you have heard

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The Alpha Male

Junior Member

05-08-2011

My own personal one liner yet to be countered and yet to be said by anyone else:

Them: [Insert anything related to my mom here]

Me: Jokes on you I have two dads

Everyone else: o_O


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Althalin

Senior Member

05-08-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Imthebestcya View Post
My own personal one liner yet to be countered and yet to be said by anyone else:

Them: [Insert anything related to my mom here]

Me: Jokes on you I have two dads

Everyone else: o_O
No, that got said before.


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Diarrhea Facial

Senior Member

05-08-2011

some guy on the other team was raging in all chat and called someone on our side a slang term for female genitals that is also another name for a cat.

So the guy on our team says back "The last time you saw a [cat] was when you looked in a mirror."

Silence for the rest of the match.


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The Alpha Male

Junior Member

05-08-2011

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Originally Posted by Althalin View Post
No, that got said before.

Sorry bro, It hasn't. You mad I'm original and you're trying to steal my thunder?


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Goodolwheatie

Senior Member

05-08-2011

*Teammates chases Singed
*An ally has been slain
Enemy double kill
Singed adds, "Didn't yo mama ever tell you to never chase Singed?"


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Dr PhantomX

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Recruiter

05-08-2011

Played a normal game at the wee hours against a foreigner. They get stomped so he starts raging at the U.S. and saying things like "all you do is invade people." Eventually he says "what are you going to do, invade me too?" and our Xin Zhao replies "The only thing I'm going to invade is your sister" and then throws in a "in three hits I'll knock her up, too," for good measure, of course.


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RealChemist

Junior Member

05-08-2011

Easily the best thing I have heard in game. This was the very first thing that was said in the game mind you

"HELLO I AM 12 YEARS OLD AND NO VIRGIN!"


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Furt4d0

Member

05-08-2011

There was this one time, where I was mid as TF versus a Vlad. We got into a little squirmish and we both ended up with just a lil bit HP and we started moving back and forth but eventually we both ran back

Me: "Oh boy, I was so gonna get you you wuss!"
Vlad: "You ran away you **** *****!"
Me: "Well, epic battle to say the least "
Vlad: "Truly was ^^"


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Bluetint

Senior Member

05-08-2011

A few months back I was playing in an ARAM game right after a patch. And while the teams were facing each other at mid lane Ryze goes:

Enemy Ryze: "Hey did you know that Riot changed the hot key of the dance animation to letter d?"
*He then proceeds to dance to stress his point.
Our Ashe: *starts to dance "Oh yeah, your right."
*Suddenly a ray of light descends upon the enemy team, TWICE.
Enemy Morgana: "liars..."
Enemy Ryze: "Facepalm"

Me and my team end up laughing until the minions arrived.


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Captain Astora

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Senior Member

05-08-2011

Tank failed to Initiaite and we all died: News Said Osama died sorry.