"Watching paint dry was faster than watching you loading the fu**ing game!!!"
A guy raging at my friend
Me: (Playing Kassadin w/ Protoss Skin) "I need more pylons!"
you vlad bro?
After dominating a Kat in mid
"Kill me again and I slap my weenie on your toothbrush"
Had a Maokai on our team, they had a Sion with his lumberjack skin.
As soon as the game loads:
Maokai: "...Well, ****"
I was against an anne as garen, she killed who ever was in lane with me and i said
THATS IT, YOUR GROUNDED. GO TO YOUR ROOM
I killed her with my ult right after, both teams loled for a good 2 min
*after someone loads incredibly slowly*
"Yi, you might want to put some new batteries in your TI-83."
After getting a kill on Brand as Maokai
"The forest is fighting back!"
and after using ignite on Brand and getting a kill
"I lit Brand on fire and he died..... WTF!"
So we were fighting near our team golem, we die, our ashe is still alive. We tell her to b and her response:
-How to legs?
Laughed so hard.
also one day there was this mordekaiser on our team, he types this in allchat
Mordekaiser likes his women like he likes his coffee. WITH A SPOON IN THEM!
One day me and a few other people decided to spawn-dive a GP. He got CC-locked and obliterated. Frustrated he shouted in all-chat:
"The fruit! It does NOSSING!!!"
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