Funniest one liners you have heard

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Eninya

Senior Member

05-08-2011

Ganking as Kat on Ashe's mid lane, I kill one, but she decides to let me die before switching from minions to the last guy and taking the kill. A friend on TS says her ult was on cooldown.
"Her right click sure as **** wasn't on cooldown." -Me

"Hold on, they're teleporting... *Quadra Kill* ...to the fountain."


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Keelo Bot

Senior Member

05-08-2011

some random dude on our team was laned with heimer and he went

"its here put your shooting guns!"


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Such League Wow

Senior Member

05-08-2011

Was playing a game, had a Kat and Sona on our team who were the only 2 remaining after a team fight, and only 2 were alive on the enemy team as well. Katarina rushes in to finish them off, but Sona retreats. Kat kills one and dies, Sona makes it back to base safely.

Katarina: Thanks for the backup, France!!!!

I lol'ed till i couldn't lol anymore.


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Renegade Of Funk

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05-08-2011

We were 3 manning baron when 2 of their most fed guys came up, Morde and I immediately stopped doing baron, since we weren't even close to done, but Tryn keeps fighting him. Morde dies and I teleport away because i'm mother ****ing Kassadin.

Morde: WTF TRYN
Tryn: i figth baron

He then proceeded to fly through the wall and ult.


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LordRandomness

Senior Member

05-08-2011

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? You shouldn't have done that...


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sleepnaught

Senior Member

05-08-2011

Guy disconnects. When he comes back he says, "Sorry Mom had to check her Farmville".

Made me laugh pretty hard.


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Brontobeuf

Senior Member

05-08-2011

(it's in french, but I translate)
My friend playing mid vs Twitch said: "I play the Rat a lot. I know him by heart."
And he gave first blood to the rat like, one minute after. We're still talking about this one time with the 3 others players in the game.


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KamikadzeTM

Member

05-08-2011

Xin chases singed around for a while and gets low on health and singed kills him with a fling. While he escapes on low health our Xin goes in all chat:

Xin: Now I hate Singed. Singed, could you please die?

Our Nid comes and snipes the escaping Singed with a spear

Singed: Okay


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TasteTheLuminous

Senior Member

05-08-2011

OH MY GOD BIG SNAKE - Hermeidinger meeting Baron for the first time.


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Tapped Mana

Senior Member

05-08-2011

Teemo: "Panth, wanna 1v1?"
Pantheon: *ulting in with Leap buffered on Teemo*
Teemo: *recalls*
Pantheon: *lands and leaps across the map at the heal pad turret*
Teemo: "How about now?"