Funniest one liners you have heard

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Low Key Lyesmith

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05-07-2011

Blitzcrank grabs my lane partner into their tower exactly six times in the first ten minutes.

Blitzcrank : GOTTA GET THAT BOOM BOOM POW


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AGayRab

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05-07-2011

All my team finished loading, and their team as well, but their Lux took like 4 minutes to finish loading.
The game started and one of my allies typed in /all "care to move the trailer a bit closer to starbucks please"
Both teams lol'd


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Rick Fantastic

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05-07-2011

My two friends on vent, waiting in the bushes trying to gank Miss Fortune. One is Alistar the other is Irelia.

Irelia: If you knock her up, I'll kill her.


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Baval

Senior Member

05-07-2011

Enemy Morde, start of game

"PREPARE TO LOSE NOOBFAGS"


20 min victory


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Jello Eater

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05-07-2011

bump for the lols


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Délusional

Member

05-07-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by ITS PrinnyDood View Post
From a Lee Sin player...

"I MUST APPEASE THE TURRET GODS!"

He ran out to mid, died at Mid Turret. He uses Revive, runs back out, dies JUST as the enemy ryze gets there.

Ryze: "lol, this match is going to be easy mode."

Lee Sin goes 18-1-13 and they surrendered 27 minutes in.

So Lee Sin died twice in the start of the game before the enemy could get mid.

But ended the game with a score of 18-1-13...one death?


Cool story bro.


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Délusional

Member

05-07-2011

I'm jungling on Nunu and my ally Sion comes up and goes "can I have?" as I smite/consume it's last bit of health.

"Nunu ****** -___-"


I go to his lane and get a double kill.


He devotes the rest of his game to waiting until I get someone to 1/10th their health and using his stun to last hit them.


End of the game:

"I carry nubs -__-"


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Fendral

Senior Member

05-08-2011

Ashe remind me Drow Ranger.


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Necrosis627

Senior Member

05-08-2011

Oh I just remembered another one
our Akali did something stupid (like towerdiving Anivia with egg) and said
"omfg that needs a nerf"
their sona went
"Sorry Akali but you can't nerf stupidity"


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Coach Hinez

Senior Member

05-08-2011

This is how he literally typed it:

"ur life is sucker"
"ur ass is naked"
"noob"


He was playing Mordekaiser.