Funniest one liners you have heard

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Vaydp

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05-07-2011

I have two. First one i was owning mid against kennen as malz keeping good track of my mana. After i kill him 5th time he says, "everyonez report malz he haz infinite mana."
The sad thing was he was serious.
2nd thing happened today.
I was playing with my beginner friend and after he dies 11 times in a row to the warwick up there he says
"******* morde op as ****"


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shroooooomed

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05-07-2011

A feeder disconnects:

i say "rage?"

"no i told him to uninstall -_________-"


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Leno

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05-07-2011

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Originally Posted by VMan7 View Post
oHHHHH MY GOD PSYCHIC SPEAR
That was epic btw. lol


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Narmor

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05-07-2011

The one that I always do when I snipe someone with Lux's lazer: "SHAZAM!"


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Dodzh

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05-07-2011

Me (Vlad): Garen go back
Me(Again) Garen go back
[Garen Dies...]
Garen: Wtf vlad why dint you heal me?
Me:...


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Fenomenom

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05-07-2011

Me and some friends were trolling some games, we were doing 5 ranged AD carry teams, I was ashe one of my teamates told me to turn on q, I said I don't have it, he said "why", I said ...


"I maxed hawkshot first so I could rush a warmogs faster"...




I thought it was funny...


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Narmor

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05-07-2011

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Originally Posted by DodgeLL View Post
Me (Vlad): Garen go back
Me(Again) Garen go back
[Garen Dies...]
Garen: Wtf vlad why dint you heal me?
Me:...
Wait.. I +1 but remembered that you can actually heal with your E.


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Condatis

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05-07-2011

"DON'T WORRY GUYS! MY VOICE GIVES ME SUPER STRENGTH."

-Random Nasus Player before running into a 1v5.


ACED!


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Lukien

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05-07-2011

After destroying an enemy in a 1v1.

Enemy: But I poop from there!!
Me: NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T!!

Another one I saw.
My teammate (Garen) was owning the enemies in his lane.

Enemy (after dieing): Sit and spin you jerk.
*Garen hits his Judgment and kills another enemy without moving.*
Garen: How's that?


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SecXz

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05-07-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Narmor View Post
Wait.. I +1 but remembered that you can actually heal with your E.
... No.