Funniest one liners you have heard

First Riot Post
Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

POTUSandrew

Member

05-03-2011

Back when I used my terrible laptop that would take years to load, friends and I called it "Tin Can"
When the game starts after more than 5 minutes in the loading screen, someone on my team:
"Everyone enjoy their nap?"
I laughed


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

MathMage

Senior Member

05-04-2011

I'm in the habit of escaping narrow brushes with death as Rammus, then typing in all-chat as I recall: "Can't touch this."

Quote:
Originally Posted by MrPogara View Post
Kinda long standoff in center lane at enemy team's inner turret, zilean on my team:

"Ult's up, do something stupid"
Haha, it's funny because it's so true.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

CrazyCoolCat

Senior Member

05-04-2011

"sorry im feeding like mcdonalds"


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

xxAtlas

Senior Member

05-04-2011

Back in my my lv 10 days

Team mate - "Wtf is Teemo a tank?"

Other team mate - "ya"


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

CloudCarry

Senior Member

05-04-2011

you all be sorry when im b

(talking to his own team)


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

CloudCarry

Senior Member

05-04-2011

after a certain raven-caster gets pwned in one v one our tf says in all chat: "


An Enemy has been Swain."


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Civic42

This user has referred a friend to League of Legends, click for more information

Senior Member

05-04-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cryov View Post
I said this after a swain on our team got a penta kill
"An enemy has been swain"
Vent nearly broke from the laughing
I do that too. except we use skype and i can pull of a triple at most.

Occasionally, a friend of mine plays morde and he calls his ulti POKEBALL, which leads to a bunch of "You have captured a X(champion name)" "Do you wish to name X(champion name)?" and he occasionally goes "GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL"


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

MathMage

Senior Member

05-04-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by DirtySouth69 View Post
after a certain raven-caster gets pwned in one v one our tf says in all chat: "


An Enemy has been Swain."
Would rather he'd said. "A Swain has been Enemy'd--wait..."


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

Hassurunous

This user has referred a friend to League of Legends, click for more information

Senior Member

05-04-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dinlek View Post
My team is getting it's arse kicked.

One or two people get picked off and the enemy team dashes for a free baron. I'm playing Veigar, and I have a **** ton of AP, but they vision warded so I have no idea how much health baron has. I'm sitting next to fiddle and I type:

"Man, this is gonna be tricky."

Suddenly, I see Fiddle stick his hands out, with that tell tale wind-up sound and my jaw drops. The moment before he goes into his brutal, horrible death, he speaks the most motivational two words I've heard in my life:

"For Narnia."

I was so stunned, I almost forgot to steal baron.
Dude, I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes and my gf was laughing her ass off too. I was laughing so hard I copied this as my facebook status and my friends are crying too. Not even Cho'Gath has enough thumbs in his 17 livers to upvote this comment enough.


Comment below rating threshold, click here to show it.

RiotNick

Member

05-07-2011
1 of 3 Riot Posts

"So I guess skill isn't a prerequisite for employment at Riot..."