Funniest one liners you have heard

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TheClapSlap

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04-24-2011

"You guys won because our cait fed like an [african american] on watermelons"
i lol'd, hard


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Flennel

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04-24-2011

In one game our Maokai after surviving a 5 man gank (it was a long gank + chase).

"You aren't lumberjacks, so stop trying!!!"


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EdgarAllanProse

Senior Member

04-24-2011

Back when I first started, I was playing with some friends who moved with me from DotA to LoL. We had the general mechanics down, so we were better than most others at level 1, and there was one really funny game where a friend and I were dominating our lane.

Angry player: "omg u guys suk"

Me: "You're the one getting torn apart."

Angry player: "thats what i said to ur mom last night."

My friend: "Jokes on you, he has two dads."

I probably should've gotten angry at that, but I was little too busy laughing.


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Brokenhope

Senior Member

04-24-2011

I couldnt stop laughing when some foreign dude stated: "I am bush" after i asked where he was when I was gettin chased down.


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jezuschryzt

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04-24-2011

i win u


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KRYPTØNITE

Senior Member

04-24-2011

After Phreak turret dives in that one video and dies. "It was worth it, because I said so in chat." I fell out of my chair lol.


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Faustxoxo

Recruiter

04-24-2011

as soon as the game starts, one of my teammates says: "ready to get your virginities taken away?"
enemy replies: "i already lost mine"
teammate replies: "oh i played you before?"


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Cyer

Senior Member

04-24-2011

"care guys, Karthus lvl 6" ...

(guy telling us to care) "An ally has been slain."


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Joruri

Senior Member

04-24-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by Keywing View Post
I died.


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Manmadeking

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04-24-2011

Enemy: MUNDO DOES AS HE PLEASES (turret dives.)
Galio ults, Nunu Ult, mundo dies.
Enemy: Uh... MUNDO MEANT TO DO THAT.