Funniest one liners you have heard

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Blue The Ghostie

Senior Member

04-24-2011

good job failgot, I'd let you cup my balls if u had more than 4 teeth...


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Firellius

Senior Member

04-24-2011

Had about 20 kills as AP Shaco, basically the only functioning member on my team. (Rest got underfed)

Twisted Fate tries to surprise me by warping in. He gets stuck right in the middle of a nest and instantly dies.

"Ouch"


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Demp

Senior Member

04-24-2011

I was playing mid Maokai against whoever. He hit a lag spike and just autoattack me so I just kill him.

Him: WTF I was stuck autoattacking you
Me: Sounds like you just had a... SAPPY ending


YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


True story.


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Aean

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Senior Member

04-24-2011

After killing someone with his ultimate
Malzahar: "Your mind: Blown"


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Mastaking

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Recruiter

04-24-2011

Was in a ranked game and my friend that was playing Cho said in vent "I got to eat real quick."

I thought he needs to get stack, but he went afk to go eat.


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KittyMew90

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Senior Member

04-24-2011

bump for more funnies!


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Pop My Shrooms

Senior Member

04-24-2011

Quote:
Originally Posted by PurpleFlames View Post
You sure it aint 2 deaths?
I was gonna say something but I just let it slide.


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Gankie

Senior Member

04-24-2011

I typoed. Meant to say 18-2-13. ._.


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TorrentJ

Junior Member

04-24-2011

Likely due to my username, one enemy once asked me at the start of a game, "Did you get this gamefrom a torrent?"

It's free, dude.


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Thrackerzod

Senior Member

04-24-2011

IM DOCTOR MUNDO AND I DOESNT AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!!!

EDIT: Apparently Riot refuses to let me type a post entirely in caps. What the hell!?

EDIT2: There we go.