When I play Darius and kill with my R.
Enemy: Wow, freaking Darius dunks OP.
Darius (Me): I wanted to play in the NBA, but they wouldn't let me join because I'm not black. I mean, wtf.
Leona, ezreal, Soraka, and cait on bot lane
Brolaf says "Looks like an all female brawl on bot lane ladies and gents"
Bump for justice
Servers were bugging out and over half the people in the game got dced, my friend says in all chat "Phreak must of tripped over the main power chord"
"Mord, why aren't you buying any items?"
"stfu noob im saving up for a tv"
not really a one liner but theres this one summoner witht he name
lol i thought his name was so funny that i added him
Once had a TF on the enemy team that fed the entire game.
We won, in the lobby he simply said:
"TF strikes again!"
"Wait what? They baroning?"
Purple Nexus destroyed.
Yasuo; What do I buy after Statikk Shiv guys?
Thresh; Cotton towels, metal polish, lemon juice...
Thresh; you know, the normal stuff to maintain your bronze.
But this is a funny thread, so I might as well keep it going.
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