Funniest one liners you have heard

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Parabol

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10-08-2012

Game finally loads with the enemy Blitzcrank taking forever to load at 999 ping.

"I see Blitz is playing on his Nokia Phone on the moon."


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Syntaxs

Senior Member

10-08-2012

"Ponys OP, they can carry you ingame and IRL"
someone wrote this after I carried the game as Hecarim.


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Sphirael

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Senior Member

10-08-2012

Playing as Pulsefire Ez:

"Anyone need a map? Siri keeps taking me to gay bars.. "

I got commendations from the enemy team all the way around at the end.


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Yeeehawww

Senior Member

10-08-2012

"I'm XXXX elo, don't worry."


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Anaxxon

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10-08-2012

Played Alistar Support. Typed moo every time I got an assist or kill. By end of match, my entire team was typing moo for every kill. First words to be typed by my team after victory screen: mooooo


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Syntaxs

Senior Member

10-08-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Yeeehawww View Post
"I'm XXXX elo, don't worry."
"I am smurfing"


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Majahlaza

Junior Member

10-08-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joseph Moffett View Post
leprechaun veigar skin "Taste the rainbow *****" *scores kill with dark matter*
Think that was me lmao. Wouldn't be suprised if others have said that one before though.


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tempnameA461

Member

10-08-2012

"Guys just follow me and do nothing else ill carry this easy" - Super super fed Morde
I followed him and did nothing else.
We lost.


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YoshiStampedeBlu

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10-08-2012

If you can't milk those, then you've messed with a bull.


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SomeoneElseCarry

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10-08-2012

me playing corki, i just killed their adc and support, then orianna comes in and kills me just as my valkerie comes up

and i say: "if you didnt come so fast i would have been able to get out in time"

and the orianna responds " i swear you aren't talking about LoL"

then i realized exactly what i said and started laughing